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RelaS
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Tue May 22, 2007 11:59 am Post subject: |
 
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girl friend i could always get another one ;P and i bet her flesh wold taste better since shes younger xD
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The cow as the "giving" part (anal wouldn't be possible though, except you accept the udder for some weird penetration) or the "receiving" part ? Oral would also be possible for both (69...).
69 with a cow ??? Muhahahaha!
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Dami your supposed to put a would you rather
eat glass or have dentist work done without anesthesia of any type?
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RelaS
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Bring the dentist please :P eating glass wold probably kill me even if i was carefull im not a " circus " dude that can do that kind of stuff.
About the cow thingy, cow wold blowjob you or you wold fuck the cow's ass ^^ cows boning someone is kinda hard :P
Wold you rather be eaten by killer ants or by piranhas? |
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Death_Medic
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Wed May 23, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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piranhas they would have the job done quicker
...tickled nonstop for the rest of your life or have every hair on you body plucked out ont at a time monthly for the rest of you life?
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Wed May 23, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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Depends, if you were to cross a path with african driver ants you would be literally eaten from the inside out. And death would come from suffocation as they march down youre throat and proceed to rip youre lungs apart... and over a matter of 24 hours you would be consumed by over 2 million ants all at once. |
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Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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I'd rather have my hair plucked out.
Would you rather by stomped by a skinhead in a mosh pit, or be beaten by bouncers outside?
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Skinhead the bouncers would call police afterwards.
.....lose your sight or hearing?
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Dami
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Lose sight, because I still could play guitar (but maybe fall over on stage) and listen to my beloved metal.
Would you rather eat a cake packed with cockroaches or take a swim in a basin full of raw sewage ?
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:44 am Post subject: |
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roaches. cakes are cooked, so assuming the roaches are put in the batter, they'd be sterilized protein-sources upon completion of the cake...however your question is not clear as to whether the roaches are dead or alive....either way, my stomach acid would neutralize their nastiness quicker than a shit-piss-and-rag mix.
Would you rather slice completely through the skin between each of your ten fingers every night (to the bone), or step on five rusty nails each morning?
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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i would step on 5 rusty nails every day, for sure coz at least you have chances to do ike the
indian guy who does the same thing, as for the other one you must get hurt allways... so, no!
Would you rather fight to the death...
A. a Kangaroo
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B. a 2 meter mutant rat
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RelaS
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:34 am Post subject: |
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kangaroo they aint 2 meters tall! and mutants always have super strength :P
wold you rather:
A) cut the head of your penis
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B) Never feel loved by anyone in the world. |
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Desmotes
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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B :P I´m slightly schizoid anyway and even distrust my best friend and my favourite sometimes, so... xP
Would you rather urinate against a very strong wind or poop in amidst of a highly crowded place? |
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:01 am Post subject: |
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urinate against a strong wind... at least you could piss down
would you rather push a brick up your ass or rip off all your fingernails ?
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Dark
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Cook a meal. I dont like clowns.
Would you fuck Oprah or would you rather fuck Dr Phil. |
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