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 misanthrone
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: What would U do to hackers? |
 
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ok, I got this from a local newspaper in Vancouver.. they must've had some problems with the hackers, and since DFM had the same problems recently, I thought this would be funny..
so, the question is What would U do to hackers?
and the options are:
1.RAM them!
2.Byte them!
3.Reboot them!
4.Fry their motherboards!
5.Infect them with a VIRUS!
my choice is definitely no.5.. and it would be a badass virus.. like Ebola or something.. 
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 Wurst
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:45 am Post subject: |
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lol how about buying you a learning course what a hacker is? 
Hackers create things -
Crackers destroy them
- you mean crackers  i hate it when people don't mind the difference and tell other people that hackers are the evil one ... (what might can be haha) |
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Dami
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Wasn't it the coders that weren't evil ? 
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 yvesson
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[quote="Dami"]Wasn't it the coders that weren't evil ? :grin:[/quote]
Hej,
A hacker needs to be a coder too.
I would cut some of their fingers.
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 TECH222
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:15 am Post subject: |
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I would punch them in the face. 
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RelaS
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i wold send them to a 3º world country, wonder how wold they do without a computer :P |
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 Pesadelo 
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Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Hacker as a positive or negative term is a controversy. Take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_definition_controversy.
As a computer dummy i assume both connotations depending on the moment. Here I will follow misan: hackers are bastards! So:
- do accordingly to Yvesson
- do accordingly to Tech22
- let them do their programs in VB6, Clipper, Forth or LUA
- join them on a (very large) room, on a LAN, and make them do a Hacker-Last-Man-Standing: the survivor will be arrested.
- command them to hack their mothers
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 diginferno
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[quote="Pesadelo"]Hacker as a positive or negative term is a controversy. Take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_definition_controversy.[/quote]
i agree, and i'd stick with Wurst, since the controversy started with a dumbass reporter who used the word to denote black hats because he liked the way it sounded. 
anyway, here's what i'd do to them:
- lock them inside the server room of some company which is currently under cyberattack and assign them the task to protect the network. after the attack, fire them and sue them for failure to accomplish their task. make them pay huge liabilities. or their parents, if they are underage. then cure them with the method used in "A Clockwork Orange".
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Dami
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="diginferno"]then cure them with the method used in "A Clockwork Orange".[/quote]
LUDWIG VAN! 
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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If you could agree about the name of that bad guys, i would say, just hack
them to pieces?
*searches: Hacksaw Decapitation, Bloodthirst* |
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 cjjeepercreeper
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If you could agree about the name of that bad guys, i would say, just hack
them to pieces?
*searches: Hacksaw Decapitation, Bloodthirst* |
We could just hire these guys:
http://mobile.sun-sentinel.com/news.jsp?key=141276
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