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 cjjeepercreeper
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Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:59 am Post subject: More real interesting news! |
 
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Little League Coach Reveals Creepy Method For Breaking In Baseball Mitt
KILLEEN, TX—Telling the assembled group of third-graders that they had to oil it down and tie it up real good, 38-year-old Killeen Kougars coach Dan Behling explained, in creepy detail, how to break in a baseball glove Monday. "A good glove will be with you for a long time, so you got to treat it like your girl," Behling said to the innocent 9-year-olds as they stared at their feet. "Don't use the cheap stuff. Get good oil. It'll feel tight at first, but just keep pounding and pounding. She'll loosen up." Despite their discomfort, members of the team were unable to argue with the method, which resulted in a smooth, supple glove that warmly caressed—rather than loosely hung off—the hand.
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diginferno
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I can't wait to read about that in the international section of the news
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| Would you also like one, digi??? |
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What is up with the "spolier" thing? Its annoying. |
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Stuka_Kommandant
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Sun May 02, 2010 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Dark wrote: |
| What is up with the "spolier" thing? Its annoying. |
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| What is up with the "spolier" thing? Its annoying. |
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 the_Fallen_Chivo
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hahaha Killeen is 20 min from my house!!! at first i laugh w/ i heard this, but then i thought this guy probably doesn't need to be around kids!!!
Dark its annoying to those who can't read between the lines!!! lol
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diginferno
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Ha! Gotcha! I always knew you wanted to make it to Fox News!
"In spite of the 'don't feed the troll' warnings that were posted all over the place, ein Stuka Kommandant buys bread for poor hungry troll saving her from certain death as she was trying to eat the spoon."
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WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE SPOILER? ITS JUST A FUCKING BLACK LINE THAT SAYS NOTHING. |
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| Dark wrote: |
| WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE SPOILER? ITS JUST A FUCKING BLACK LINE THAT SAYS NOTHING. |
...dark really... do not say that you are serious.... mother of all....
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Uhm... quite interesting news, really. 
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haha Now, That should not have been said. Come on coach. |
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