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 diginferno
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Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:46 am Post subject: Holidays are comin'! |
 
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I guess we could start singing some carols, right? Mind if I'll be the first to do it? I've just learned this beautiful piece:
Twas the night before Christmas and it filled me with dread
It was a dream about St. Nicholas, he'd become one of the undead!
My shotgun was leaned by the bed with extra ammo
If one of those brain eaters showed up it was BLAMMO!
The barbed wire was strung all along the flower bed
While night vision goggles were strapped to my head
Momma in her camo and I in my alice pack
Had just settled in for a long nights CAP
When out beyond the perimeter there arose such a moan
I sprang from my foxhole to see what was goin' on
Silently to the window I tripped on some trash
Tore open my foot and fell on my ass
The green of my night vision goggles did show
A hellish tint to objects below
Then what to my red-rimmed eyes did appear
But a miniature sleigh and eight undead reindeer
With a shambling old driver so decayed and slow
I thought to myself "Oh crap he did show!"
He moaned and shuffled and called out for brains
Uhhhgg uggg uhhh mruuuunn braaahhhnnn
He moans for quite a long time, presumably calling
His mounts
I took up my shotgun who's power I did tout
And then on the roof did I hear
Let us in, let us in, we're cold with a fear!
I opened the hatch and what did appear
But the neighbors from the corner of Brown and Lear!
I let them in and shushed them and they complied
I led them to the room where an undead Santa was spied
His cheeks were like a slasher film, his nose like a prune
His wide gaping mouth would be tasting brains soon
And the beard on his chin was frazzled and dirty
The stump of an arm held tight in yellow teeth
And the flies encircled his head like a wreath
He had an eaten up face and a nasty old belly
He was bloody disgusting and I gagged in spite of myself
With a wink of an eye and a twist of his head
His jaw fell off because, you know, he's undead
He moaned and screamed and gave us all a fright
He shuffled to his sleigh and shambled off in the night
The reindeer all snorting and growling with spite
If you're here next year, I'll have your brains every night!
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 Basher
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Joined: Feb 19, 2010
Member#: 10128
Posts: 3826
Location: Ebil domain
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Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:05 am Post subject: |
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"cute"
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 RipperChris
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Joined: Jun 02, 2011
Member#: 12876
Posts: 1576
Location: Charlestown of Boston, Massachusetts
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Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Good one Dig.  |
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 Dark
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Joined: Jul 25, 2005
Member#: 589
Posts: 3246
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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"We will fight until we live in a world where free americans everywhere seek not vailidation of their religeions belifs through Macys signage, where nonsectarian greetings are not seen as diminishing... untill that day, i wish you and your family in this season, a happy and heartfelt end of the fiscal forth quarter." Jon Stewart
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