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 Waffen
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:56 pm Post subject: The world according to Waffen |
 
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Whassup motherfukers,
As the moons move into the twelfth phase of necronomical ignonimity I've been thinking alot about the vessels of barbarism. Mainly payloads of opium and the proliferation of natural hatred. If indeed this world is heading for implosion as I like to think, I would like to set out my plans of world domination and the very nature of our downfall into the deepest recesses of hades' bowels of bowels.
1. The cosmic fabric is intertwined so deeply within human conciousness that ducks, swans and aardvarks obviously will inherit what we leave behind. No other beings are so well suited and intelligent enough to prosper from nuclear obliteration as they circumnavigate the globe from on high like new age seraphs of the beginning.
2. Kumkwats and manatees. Why?
3. If the number 1 represents the basis of mathematical formulae then surely the number 2 represents mankind's self-betrayal and loathing. Also if x has a place in mathematics then y does not belong and should therefore make all school tests redundant
4. Language is the true opium of the masses. We are addicted to it more that shooting up herion and dirty piss stinking flaps into our veins. Therefore if language is the opium what is opium I hear you ask. Opium is not real. It was manufactured and spread by earthworms millions of years ago who utilised massive subterreanean highways known simply as 'Ultta-skimmer-kverneland'. The worms surfaced about 10 billion BC in what is now Western China but they were sent back from whence they came by a race of indiginous crapians who I shall call 'Greb'. Using great magic and natural powers of subjugation and crippling spasticism. The worms have remained locked deep within the crust of earth ever since. Let us hope they never re-surface.
5. What saddens me the most though, throught the world, is the lying of so called 'governments' to the people who have trusted them to make their lives better. Surely a gift of pencils will make the difference. The current shambles of our environment is mainly due to lack of communication in the communication superage and the reclaimation of space into the biosphere. An influx of carbon monoxide into the space beneath Madagasgar has sent everything into an analphalactic spasm which is spiralling out of control.
....I rest my case
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| The worms surfaced about 10 billion BC in what is now Western China |
they surfaced into nothingness coz Earth/Terra is only 5-6 billion years.
what was the point of this, a suicide note  anyway is funny in a way 
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 cjjeepercreeper
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Razyutis
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cjjeepercreeper i hope your not sayin' that i am Pinky and Waff is Brain 
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Waffen
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| Waffen_SS wrote: |
| The worms surfaced about 10 billion BC in what is now Western China |
they surfaced into nothingness coz Earth/Terra is only 5-6 billion years.
what was the point of this, a suicide note anyway is funny in a way |
You are so wrong razy - the earth is 100 billion years old if you count the history of gasses! The point of it is to eliminate fiction and bare my untold knowledge
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Waffen,
You must be high. Everyone knows the Earth is eleventy-billion years old. Thankfully, every other fact you stated has been proved to be 69% correct.
Thanks again,
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Waffen,
You must be high. Everyone knows the Earth is eleventy-billion years old. Thankfully, every other fact you stated has been proved to be 69% correct.
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yeah waffen the weed doesn´t do you any good you telling a lot, and a lot of it is shit but that´s ok you should start as heretic entertainer in kindergarden. Go on
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Waffen
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You'll all be pleased to know that I wasn't stoned when I wrote that. I just delved into my imagination.
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@Jeeper: very good!
@Seclu, Neches and Razy: You are all wrong! Everyone knows that earth begins with Adam and Eve. By some paleontologists (creationists) account, this is something like 10000BC. I hate this people that knows nothing!
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Waffen
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Actuallt the earth is only 4.6 billion years old... the limits or space-time prevent us from making a conclusion of actually how old the rest of the universe is... And waffen that was awsome.  |
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@Dark, the earth is *TRULY* eleventy-billion years old....
@Pesa, *whew* I thought the Jehovah's Witness said Adam and Steve...
@Seclu, I wasn't criticising usage, merely noting that such a blunder in the dating of the Earth would be indicative of a sweet-smelling haze lingering lazily.
@Waffen, Aardvarks are your friend. Ants-wer their questions!
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Waffen
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LMFAO - Digi have you been reading Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
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Razyutis
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Waffen_SS wrote: |
| been reading Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? |
I only seen the movie and is 42
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