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 SLADE666 
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Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:24 pm Post subject: Sheepnado! Movie ideas |
 
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Movie idea….Sheepnado: A Cat 5 hurricane makes landfall spawning tornados everywhere. One spawns over a sheep farm used to raise sheep for beastiality porn. Scorn,violated sheep seek their revenge as they are hurled into the air
Started by Me, valar_morghulis and ARny
Please submit your ideas....
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 ARny
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Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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We weren't drunk at all, trust me.
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 Freezen420
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Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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It could be better than a hobo with a shotgun xD |
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valar_morghulis
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Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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Several Points of Addition, as they relate to our previous Sheepnado discussion:
1) The sheep would seek their revenge primarily on the male humans...by chomping off their manhood.
2) A special guest appearance would be made by Ron Jeremy whereby he becomes one of the first victims of the angry sheep. Ridiculous special effects would be hallmarked in this scene.
3) This would be the third movie in a series of 6. We're doing this Star Wars style because it's gonna be fkn epic. One of the prequel's will involve a storyline where sex-addicted aliens accidently create the Hurricane which spawns the Sheepnado.
4) Deep underground, a resistance movement begins to form amongst the humans. Led by a brilliant young man known as Deez Nuts, several plans are formed to save the save the human race from penile extinction.
5) One of the solutions created by the humans involves the creation of special tactical 'iron underwear' to be worn by the fighters as they combat the sheep.
6) In addition, a special forces unit is created. This unit disguises themselves as sheep and attempts to infiltrate the evil sheep pack. The unit will be led by Jackie Chan and will highlight his talent and versatility as he does his Jackie Chan shit dressed as a sheep.
7) The long term goal is to create a franchise featuring heavy fan support. Action figures, comics, games, and an invitation to several Comic-Con events would be among the events to occur. |
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valar_morghulis
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Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, yes, and of course the soundtrack will be fucking insane. It alone could fund the creation of the additional movies. |
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 misanthrone
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Mon Oct 12, 2015 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Hollywood is so retarded nowadays they might actually consider your idea
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Dark
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Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:39 am Post subject: |
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| Freezen420 wrote: |
| It could be better than a hobo with a shotgun xD |
Nothing is ever better then Rutger Hauer.  |
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Dark
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Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:40 am Post subject: |
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"2) A special guest appearance would be made by Ron Jeremy whereby he becomes one of the first victims of the angry sheep. Ridiculous special effects would be hallmarked in this scene. "
The sheep would gag and cocke because Ron has a horsecock? Ron would be the saviour of the movie? FUck yeah. |
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 Dixi
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Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:12 am Post subject: |
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sounds like a blockbuster, i would buy a ticket. no 2 tickets.
you also need a shot of Chuck Norris starring a sheep to death or something... |
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