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 Waffen
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: Waffen's Dream |
 
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Check out this dream I had,
As I walked through -the valley of the dead- I was excited to see some -living corpses- and a -lichmistress-, both under the controll of -the ineffable kings of darkness-. They were about to -gather for attack on the pearly gates- but I was not too interested in this. I was well horny and started looking for some -fecal filled fuck stumps- so I could blow my load and continue on my jouney to the -cursed realms of the winterdemons-, but i didn't find any. There were only some dead zebras that were -hung with barbed wire- from an old tree.
A little further down the valley the road split in two. I went down the -left hand path- which began to rise into the mountains in the distance. There were sheer drops on both sides for miles and miles. Turning a corner there was a big wall blocking the way with a double doors in it. Next to it was a sign that said -gateways to annihilation- but I paid no attention and went through anyway.
There was a huge red hot river of -black lava- flowing next to the path and millions of corpses littered the the slopes and pathway. Due to the intense heat there was some -dormant bodies bursting- and I got -covered with gore- slipped and fell into the -pits of the cold beyond- When I landed at the bottom all I could hear was the -shrieks of the undead-. It drove me to madness. I was looking up for a way out but there was none. So i stopped -staring from the abyss- and tried to find another way.
I fumbled about in the dark and found something. I realised it was a -tank (mk 1)- so I loaded myself into the barrel and fired. I blasted myself out back onto the mountainside but my landing triggered a -rotted body landslide- and all went black...........
To be continued............
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 cjjeepercreeper
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Lay off the acid dude.  |
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 misanthrone
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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Waffen, I told U once U'd be great to write porn screenplays.. well, I see that horror screenplays would be appropriate for U.. don't waste your talent.. 
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Waffen
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:23 am Post subject: |
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[quote="cjjeepercreeper"]Lay off the acid dude. [/quote]
I did too much as a teenager and haven't done any since I was 19 (11 years). C'mon cj didn't you get it? Its just a daft story using song titles.
Misanthrone - I'd rather write porn than horror coz Im a naturally lazy person. If I did write horror then it would be too extreme to release.
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 Wurst
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:15 am Post subject: |
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lol waffen that was awesome  |
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