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metalhead1
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Joined: Nov 03, 2004
Member#: 6
Posts: 105
Location: scotland
    
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Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:50 am Post subject: AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES |
 
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AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you
seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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Sharangir
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Joined: Apr 01, 2005
Member#: 272
Posts: 132
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Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:33 pm Post subject: Re: AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES |
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| 14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? |
i'm using this one next metalmeeting  |
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1428
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Joined: Mar 10, 2005
Member#: 171
Posts: 124
Location: Antwerp (Belgium)
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:38 am Post subject: |
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Man, these are so funny. But they might actually work. Let's hope 8) |
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PutzFrau
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Joined: Feb 16, 2005
Member#: 107
Posts: 130
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Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:54 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, at least some of them should work.
They're awesome |
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PHAT_MONKEE
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
Member#: 106
Posts: 77
Location: The Frozen Seventh Level of Hell... Canada
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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i'm trying them all just incase lol |
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 Death_Medic 
Vice Admiral (Moderator)
Joined: Nov 23, 2005
Member#: 1099
Posts: 2025
Location: Chicago
 
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Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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I like number 2
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