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.........her husband, to cut his head of, to eat his brain with a spoon.......
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 diginferno
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... watch a soap opera in which ...
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TECH222
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... Gave him the ability to see through walls. He heard a sound in the next room so he turned to see through the wall and saw...
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Death_Medic 
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D_M masturbating to internet porn!!!! Then he....
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(Wasn't it a she? Now it is a it!)
It realized that watching D_M jack off was a splendid and seldom occurance, so it took a pencil and used it to...
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 DOSphantom
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...shish kabob her eyes outs out as a present to D_M - suddenly a gas explosion caused all the...
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Death_Medic
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...Hairs on his nut sack to curl even more. Then he....
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DOSphantom
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...decided to go Requiem for a Dream with the drugs as the theme song played in the back. Turning her on, to the point she ate his...
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baphomet
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...shit he had just taken into the fishbowl, which caused the fish to...
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 Basher
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...start singing spice girls songs, what made the man to take a shotgun....
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diginferno
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... the crooked toenail poking out of his left nut had a child, so they made a time machine and... |
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PenisFace
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Basher
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...bag of marbles, which where stolen from.....
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