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 aiolyfe
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:44 am Post subject: |
 
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I'd rather fuck Oprah. It's on my to do list, anyways.
Would you rather be able to fly, or have the ability to read people's minds?
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 Dark
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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I'd rather fuck Oprah. It's on my to do list, anyways.
Would you rather be able to fly, or have the ability to read people's minds? |
The reason i asked about Oprah is cuz she has a bigger cock then Dr. Phil. So thats means your gay.
And i would like to fly.
Would you rather be burned alive or drown in freezing cold water? |
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aiolyfe
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Would you rather be burned alive or drown in freezing cold water? |
God damn it Dark, that question was already asked... That means you're completely useless and a little bit slow.
I'd rather drown in freezing water, it'd be quicker.
Would you rather have to murder the next person who said "hello" to you, no matter who it was, or cut off one of your feet yourself? |
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 Dami
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Possibility A. Would you rather set off a mouse trap with your dick or clean the anus of a goat with your tongue?
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Dark
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Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| Dark wrote: |
Would you rather be burned alive or drown in freezing cold water? |
God damn it Dark, that question was already asked... That means you're completely useless and a little bit slow.
I'd rather drown in freezing water, it'd be quicker.
Would you rather have to murder the next person who said "hello" to you, no matter who it was, or cut off one of your feet yourself? |
Incorrect, i just didnt read 5 pages of waste. |
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 Waffen
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:34 am Post subject: |
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| Dami wrote: |
| Possibility A. Would you rather set off a mouse trap with your dick or clean the anus of a goat with your tongue? |
Can I choose both Dami?
Would you rather have to fuck your own Grandma or saw off your own penis with a penknife to avoid death when it became trapped between two massive boulders?
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Necrophagist666
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Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:26 am Post subject: |
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Id rather fuck my grandmother, at least then i get to keep my cock.
Would you rather shove a cinder block up your ass or sand off your cock and balls with a belt sander
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Death_Medic 
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:01 am Post subject: |
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Cinder Block
Would you rather be boiled alive like a lobster or be drained of all of your blood through a million paper cuts.
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Messiah
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Would you rather be boiled alive like a lobster or be drained of all of your blood through a million paper cuts.
I'd be boiled alive like a lobster.
Be Crusified or have a stake driven through your heart.
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Dark
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Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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Would you rather be boiled alive like a lobster or be drained of all of your blood through a million paper cuts.
I'd be boiled alive like a lobster.
Be Crusified or have a stake driven through your heart. |
Crusified because while im hanging on the cross with my last breath i would utter "All of your wives have sucked my cock and you can suck it to" compared to dyeing instantly with a steak driven thru my heart.
A. Fuck a toaster fully red and hot?
B. Get ur pecker tied to a huge fan buy ur dick and have it turned on high ripping it off... |
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Necrophagist666
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Option B: the fan
A: Suffocate to death with the world's fattest man asshole on top of your face
B: Cut off your legs, cock, and balls and then eat them before you bleed to death
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 rudolf667
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Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:11 am Post subject: |
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option B
A: gang banged by a bunch of elephant's
B: baptized to christianity |
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aiolyfe
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Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Option B -- It's not like I'd have to actually act Christian, none of the others do.
A: Die by drinking napalm
B: Die by crushing your own head in an anvil
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rudolf667
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Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:33 am Post subject: |
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can i take them both? |
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aiolyfe
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Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:26 am Post subject: |
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No.
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