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 Dami
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:28 am Post subject: |
 
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...looking like King Kong and just being a badass...
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 the_Fallen_Chivo
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:36 am Post subject: |
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...the yelling man ran as fast as he could, got the salt, but was suddenly hit by a....
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Dami
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:38 am Post subject: |
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...horrifying erectile dysfunction...
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the_Fallen_Chivo
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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...which made the sorry snail laugh his ass off, telling him...
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 neckfreak
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Joined: Mar 18, 2010
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Plonker! My slime ain't good enough for ya! Go.....
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 Basher
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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..and swim in bbq sauce and garlic, drink loads of beer and drond in your own....
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the_Fallen_Chivo
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:57 am Post subject: |
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...vomit!!! now where's the salt ya bastard!!" Frustrated the snail yells at a...
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aiolyfe
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Location: Colorado
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:36 am Post subject: |
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...the closest woman, "Go bake me a cake, bitch!"...
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Basher
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:53 am Post subject: |
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...and the woman draws a A1 Abraham from her purse and starts to heat the engine to....
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aiolyfe
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:56 am Post subject: |
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...make some escargot instead. The snail notices she's planning this and...
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Basher
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:09 am Post subject: |
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...shouts "female wheres me cake" and then allows deadly green oozing fart float around...
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 SeclusionSolution 
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:12 am Post subject: |
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...and makes a triple toeloop summersault headdive into the barrel, sneaking along to the inside to reach firedirection center before she could...
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the_Fallen_Chivo
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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...turn it on suddenly a ninja cat that jumps outta the bushes and...
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There shall soon come an accounting in which all will fall before the Grim Reaper as wheat in winter, as lambs under the knife. Soon all necks will feel the steely bite of my soul- thirsting axe, wielded by the unforgiving iron hoof of Chitler!! |
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aiolyfe
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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...tries to molest the woman, but the snail quickly fires off a shot and..
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SeclusionSolution
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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hits the man in the crotch which made the cat giggle and rofl so it tangled up in its nunchucks...
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