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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:53 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


...and started to mix cake ingredients...
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...starts to mix the cake ingredients which are taken from...
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...the cupboard of L. Ron Hubbard who stood angrily in the doorway.
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Just then, out of nowhere, Xenu appeared and said.....
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..."Pay me 7 million dollars or else..."
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...I will start to tell you a story from a wizard kid called harry potter....
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that had a broom up his butt - he was able to fly anytime he farted loudly. The troble was that the farts were uncontrolled...
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and while he farted his magic stick gummed glittering stars to add loads of rainbow colors to the hallways of school, and the teachers old firkin hippies,....
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and transformt into a wherewolf.And eat all the people he beloved
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... and suddenly, his eyes exploded.
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...a vagina. Then...
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..motorbike jumped down from the jetplane above bringing thousonds of gallons of cold lager..
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which was fed to the .....
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...giant octopus leaping from the sewers with bazookas...
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