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 Waffen
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:21 pm Post subject: Some things I never new about HITLER |
 
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I have been reading a book about famous and difficult medical patients recently and thought about sharing some of it with you. In keeping with my username I have written some extracts from the book below from the chapter entitled "HITLER"
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"Hitler enthusiastically swallowed red capsules filled with vigorous living bacteria, which would overwhelm the deficient, clapped-out ones in his gut and acclaim victory over his dyspensia. The Blitzkrieg was so successful that he took 2 capsules daily, from the reoccupation of the Rhineland until D-Day. As the encapsulated germs were all descended from those discovered in the faeces of a Bulgarian peasant, this was the only democratic gesture Hitler ever made!!
Of Passing Interest Hitler's faeces on 2 June 1943 had a bright brownish colour and showed a rich dash of gall-coloured partly emulsified oil (laxative). He took laxatives lavishly, sucked caffiene filled hard candy and gave himself camomile enemas locked in the toilet. It was all to loose weight: a mystical German leader cannot be pot-bellied."
It goes on.............
"From 1941, every morning before he got out of bed, Morell (Hitler's Doctor) gave him an injection to make him feel fresh, it was basically speed!!
LOL - It was a funny book. The old heavy rocker was a dodgy old bastard in more ways than one........................ |
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 Death_Medic 
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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I've seen stuff about his amphemine addiction on discovery before he would get shots before he gave speaches to.(yhats why he was so energetic when he spoke).
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Waffen
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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LOL.
What the fuck do Tony Blair and George Bush get before they do speeches?
Bush always looks like he will burst out laughing so my guess in he gets a bong!
Tony Blair get coke I reckon because he's a whinging, slimy little fuckwitt.
As for Hitler I didn't know about his drugs before. I knew he was vegetarian though. Just goes to show that vegetarianism can lead to genocide! |
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Death_Medic
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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And he loved children.
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Waffen
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:50 am Post subject: |
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And he loved killing them too - handicaped and abnormal ones! I reckon he makes a good subject in university Psychology study. The man was a fucking wierdo! Big time! |
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 Dami
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:19 am Post subject: |
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Don't you like good christians ?
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Waffen
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! 
I must say I am not bothered about christians. Buddhists interest me though. |
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Death_Medic
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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as dethklok found out all religions are the same.
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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I don't reckon they are.
Ever hear of a war with Buddhists? I never have. Or Hindus or Sikhs?
Its just a shame that there hasnt been a war againtst evangelists....yet!
I live in hope. |
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Death_Medic
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLMMFAO
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