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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:23 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


27 Oct 07 - 09:21 > analbirth: Yes
27 Oct 07 - 09:21 > Pesadelo: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:21 > kanibaal: and ive to kill ur gf then
27 Oct 07 - 09:20 > Waffen: \it wouldnt be an ice cream though it would be an Ice cum
27 Oct 07 - 09:20 > kanibaal: got myown stuf hell dont need urs
27 Oct 07 - 09:20 > constitutional_hell: lol waffen
27 Oct 07 - 09:20 > Ranzaap: hakkie mokkie neuken met ma tokkie
27 Oct 07 - 09:19 > Waffen: eh?
27 Oct 07 - 09:19 > Waffen: or any other woman
27 Oct 07 - 09:19 > kanibaal: hakkie takkie weg is zakkie he
27 Oct 07 - 09:19 > Waffen: Does semen freeze? If so keep it in your freezer for her Con - when its hot Kani can suck a bag of it like an ice creamYes
27 Oct 07 - 09:19 > constitutional_hell: LaughingLaughingLaughing the content yesss
27 Oct 07 - 09:18 > kanibaal: why u wanna loose ur balls?
27 Oct 07 - 09:18 > constitutional_hell: i hope there are some dark corners tonight at that concert kani hehe
27 Oct 07 - 09:17 > constitutional_hell: Yes
27 Oct 07 - 09:16 > Waffen: hehehe good reply Con
27 Oct 07 - 09:16 > Waffen: Smilegrin
27 Oct 07 - 09:16 > Waffen: Already had 2 today aswell
27 Oct 07 - 09:16 > kanibaal: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:16 > Pesadelo: waffen LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:16 > constitutional_hell: yaya kani i'll save some for u
27 Oct 07 - 09:15 > Pesadelo: great balls on fire == balls bbq Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:15 > Waffen: LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:15 > Waffen: *damn you Kani - you making me want to wank!
27 Oct 07 - 09:15 > kanibaal: and a lill sperm doesnt hurt hell LMAO
27 Oct 07 - 09:15 > constitutional_hell: great balls on fire kani?
27 Oct 07 - 09:14 > Waffen: LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:14 > Pesadelo: *balls in bread...* remeber *balls on breath..."
27 Oct 07 - 09:14 > Waffen: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:13 > kanibaal: nah have them at home allready only need some bread with it
27 Oct 07 - 09:13 > Waffen: LMFAO Pesa
27 Oct 07 - 09:13 > Waffen: I dare you Kani
27 Oct 07 - 09:13 > Pesadelo: to store or to stable?
27 Oct 07 - 09:13 > Waffen: c ya Kani - you going for bull's balls?
27 Oct 07 - 09:12 > constitutional_hell: sorry my french is a bit rusty dude haha
27 Oct 07 - 09:12 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:12 > kanibaal: serious im hungry now have to go to the storeSad
27 Oct 07 - 09:11 > Waffen: LaughingLaughing its that special "je ne sais qoui" Con
27 Oct 07 - 09:11 > constitutional_hell: waffen i see that mental image before me.. it makes me sick
27 Oct 07 - 09:10 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughing pervert
27 Oct 07 - 09:10 > Waffen: Laughing Kani
27 Oct 07 - 09:10 > Waffen: if you not careful when cutting into it the jizz will squirt out like eating an orange!
27 Oct 07 - 09:10 > kanibaal: gettin hungry
27 Oct 07 - 09:09 > Pesadelo: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:09 > constitutional_hell: what about the semen inside? very juicy..blargh
27 Oct 07 - 09:08 > Pesadelo: hell Smilegrin
27 Oct 07 - 09:07 > kanibaal: Smilegrin @waff
27 Oct 07 - 09:07 > Waffen: greasy spanish fucks eat bulls balls though
27 Oct 07 - 09:07 > constitutional_hell: gay basterds who eat them
27 Oct 07 - 09:07 > Waffen: LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:07 > constitutional_hell: ya right..
27 Oct 07 - 09:07 > Waffen: after the bull fighting they chop up the raw bull's bollocks and share them out between the matadors
27 Oct 07 - 09:06 > Waffen: its a spanish delicacy Con
27 Oct 07 - 09:06 > constitutional_hell: you make me hurl peso
27 Oct 07 - 09:06 > Pesadelo: brb: coffee refuel
27 Oct 07 - 09:05 > Pesadelo: Smile
27 Oct 07 - 09:05 > Waffen: and Pesa
27 Oct 07 - 09:04 > Waffen: heheh Thanks for the req Kani
27 Oct 07 - 09:04 > Pesadelo: balls with fried potatoes, hell Cool
27 Oct 07 - 09:04 > Waffen: baldrick is fukkin quality
27 Oct 07 - 09:04 > Waffen: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:03 > constitutional_hell: balldrick! what for dinner?
27 Oct 07 - 09:03 > michayah: damn i love ile flottante
27 Oct 07 - 09:03 > Waffen: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:03 > Pesadelo: Laughing no waffen, i just utter spanish shit Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:02 > Pesadelo: *with potatoes shaved by Berto*
27 Oct 07 - 09:02 > Waffen: you eat that spanish shit Pesa?
27 Oct 07 - 09:02 > Waffen: or holds the world record for hairy legs
27 Oct 07 - 09:02 > Pesadelo: *dish of the day: Cojónes*
27 Oct 07 - 09:01 > Waffen: Laughing i think its a cow
27 Oct 07 - 09:01 > constitutional_hell: this dude s got the elephant disease
27 Oct 07 - 09:01 > kanibaal: dont ask me dude im innocent
27 Oct 07 - 09:01 > Pesadelo: the hands are near to cut them LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:00 > Waffen: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 09:00 > Waffen: thats a disturbing pic btw Kani - why is there a hand in there touching those bollocks???
27 Oct 07 - 09:00 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:59 > constitutional_hell: holy fuck!!
27 Oct 07 - 08:59 > Waffen: was that your hand weighing them too?
27 Oct 07 - 08:59 > Waffen: LaughingLaughing Kani - those nuts had warts on them!!
27 Oct 07 - 08:59 > Pesadelo: kani LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:58 > constitutional_hell: ?
27 Oct 07 - 08:58 > Pesadelo: hey hell Smile don't stumble on waffen's balls!
27 Oct 07 - 08:58 > kanibaal: http://www.hymetravels.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/IMG_5779.jpg
27 Oct 07 - 08:58 > Waffen: hehehehehe
27 Oct 07 - 08:58 > Pesadelo: ROFL for your picture LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:57 > constitutional_hell: back!
27 Oct 07 - 08:57 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughingLaughing with you being dragged
27 Oct 07 - 08:57 > Waffen: like this: http://static.flickr.com/77/156284621_21234422b4_m.jpg
27 Oct 07 - 08:56 > Waffen: and a wheelbarrow to carry them in
27 Oct 07 - 08:56 > Waffen: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:55 > Pesadelo: 2 extra visas:LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:55 > Pesadelo: *from officer to officer: why there is a man with that balls?*
27 Oct 07 - 08:55 > Waffen: i might need to get 2 extra visas for them!!
27 Oct 07 - 08:54 > Waffen: LaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:54 > Pesadelo: No your balls will go on cargo section, with you together Smilegrin
27 Oct 07 - 08:54 > Waffen: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:53 > Waffen: or when they scan you with the metal detector stick it will beep when they pass it over my nuts
27 Oct 07 - 08:53 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughingLaughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:52 > Pesadelo: Smile
27 Oct 07 - 08:52 > Waffen: i hope they let me on the plane! "whats that in your trousers sir"? Oh that's my balls officer - LOL
27 Oct 07 - 08:52 > Waffen: he is. Same but different
27 Oct 07 - 08:51 > kanibaal: Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:51 > Pesadelo: Big eek the wanker is not the same anymore Laughing
27 Oct 07 - 08:50 > Pesadelo: Laughing Smilegrin
27 Oct 07 - 08:50 > Waffen: Ive tried draining them but it dosent work Wink
27 Oct 07 - 08:50 > Waffen: they are like rugby balls now - huge
27 Oct 07 - 08:49 > Waffen: so are my balls Pesa
27 Oct 07 - 08:49 > Waffen: damn I love toast
27 Oct 07 - 08:49 > Waffen: me too
27 Oct 07 - 08:46 > Pesadelo: i'm fine, waffles, eager too see you travell Cool
27 Oct 07 - 08:46 > Waffen: brb - 2mins - cooking food
27 Oct 07 - 08:46 > Waffen: Hey Pesa. How r u man?
27 Oct 07 - 08:45 > Waffen: Im surviving
27 Oct 07 - 08:44 > kanibaal: pretty good today and how r u?
27 Oct 07 - 08:44 > Pesadelo: Waffen Smile hello friend Smile
27 Oct 07 - 08:44 > Waffen: hows it going Kani?
27 Oct 07 - 08:43 > kanibaal: hi waff
27 Oct 07 - 08:42 > Waffen: afternoon dudes
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:48 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


07 Nov 07 - 08:47 > kanibaal: its cold outside isnt it?!
07 Nov 07 - 08:47 > Waffen:
07 Nov 07 - 08:46 > Hyouga:
07 Nov 07 - 08:46 > kanibaal: other subject please
07 Nov 07 - 08:45 > kanibaal: doh otherwise ur humpin against her poo
07 Nov 07 - 08:45 > Waffen: thats cool - no peanut butter in her bedroom
07 Nov 07 - 08:45 > Waffen:
07 Nov 07 - 08:45 > Hyouga: wants to be clean, nice girl
07 Nov 07 - 08:44 > Hyouga: i know a girl who uses enemas before anal sex
07 Nov 07 - 08:44 > kanibaal: haha no wurst but i know u can stimulate the prostate usin the backdoor
07 Nov 07 - 08:43 > Waffen: erm- ooopa
07 Nov 07 - 08:43 > Waffen: girls can flick theri clittys with one of those poos and squirt fluid across the toiulet
07 Nov 07 - 08:43 > Waffen: Girls could flick their clitoris when they have a poo like that and squirt pussy fluid across the toilet
07 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Waffen: mmmmm orgasma-poo
07 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Wurst: did arjan told you that?
07 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Wurst:
07 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Wurst: ROFL kani
07 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Wurst: www.slaughteredvomitdolls.com
07 Nov 07 - 08:41 > kanibaal: well but if uve a a nice bigone i think it slides against the prostate wich gives a nice feelin and thats why u guys sit on the toillet so long
07 Nov 07 - 08:41 > Wurst: lol waffle you'll like it ...
07 Nov 07 - 08:41 > Waffen: no such thing as normal Kani
07 Nov 07 - 08:40 > Waffen: not seen it but it sounds great. Puking always makes me feel better so i enjoy it
07 Nov 07 - 08:40 > Wurst: rofl.. shitting with my prostata... sounds like a nice song title ... could be from goratory
07 Nov 07 - 08:40 > kanibaal: im glad ive a normal bf
07 Nov 07 - 08:39 > Wurst: you like the feeling of puking? you sick fucks i think your favorite movie is slaughted vomit dolls haha
07 Nov 07 - 08:38 > Waffen: ...timing is the critical factor
07 Nov 07 - 08:37 > Wurst: before the reactor is goingto collapse
07 Nov 07 - 08:37 > Waffen: and you defo dont use your solar plexus for cumming or pooing - just puking, therefore I think its possible
07 Nov 07 - 08:37 > Wurst: whaa... eating chilis is like filling up your ass with nuclear reactor cooling fluid
07 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Waffen: to cum you use the prostate, dont think you use it for pooing do you?
07 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Hyouga: u could use an enema too
07 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Wurst: rofl
07 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Waffen: @ Kani
07 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Waffen: you could eat lots of chillis to make it not like bricks
07 Nov 07 - 08:36 > kanibaal: u guys gross me out damn
07 Nov 07 - 08:35 > baphomet: no not really
07 Nov 07 - 08:35 > Wurst:
07 Nov 07 - 08:35 > Wurst: no i don't want... but it sound logical... every muscle is tensed pulsely while ejaculating and for pooing you need a released ass muscle hahaha so you just would shit little poo ball bricks
07 Nov 07 - 08:35 > Waffen: did you manage it though?
07 Nov 07 - 08:34 > baphomet: that was bad
07 Nov 07 - 08:34 > baphomet: ive tired vomiting and ejaculating
07 Nov 07 - 08:32 > Waffen: why not wurst? Have you tried?
07 Nov 07 - 08:32 > baphomet: and if you can... then... ew
07 Nov 07 - 08:32 > kanibaal: anyone seen my coffee? i made it but somehow lost it... wierd
07 Nov 07 - 08:31 > Wurst: you cannot poo and ejaculate at the same time
07 Nov 07 - 08:30 > Waffen: tripple fluid bukkake
07 Nov 07 - 08:30 > baphomet: not really sure i want to know what it is
07 Nov 07 - 08:30 > Waffen: LOL - I hadnt thought of that Hyouga Jap porn is the place for that - the Japs would love it
07 Nov 07 - 08:30 > baphomet: your going to be doing something weird when it happens
07 Nov 07 - 08:30 > Waffen:
07 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Hyouga: on someone else waffen?
07 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Waffen: imagine trying to time all 3 together
07 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Hyouga: triple attack haha
07 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Waffen: I want to do that one time before I die
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > Hyouga: and wurst lol
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > Wurst: rofl waffen... hilarious... i don't believe you
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > Waffen: in the same way I want to defecate, ejaculate and puke all at the same time
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > baphomet: hi waff
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > Wurst: hi hyo
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > Hyouga: and wichtig
07 Nov 07 - 08:28 > Waffen: no i didn't. I said I want to eat AND poo at the same time. meaning i want to eat food and do a poo simultaneously
07 Nov 07 - 08:27 > Hyouga: hi kani, waffen, bapho
07 Nov 07 - 08:27 > der_wichtig: Hi Hyouga - thx
07 Nov 07 - 08:27 > Wurst: me not... but you just said you want to eat poo
07 Nov 07 - 08:26 > Waffen: hi baph
07 Nov 07 - 08:26 > Waffen: you eat poo wurst?
07 Nov 07 - 08:25 > baphomet: hi
07 Nov 07 - 08:25 > Waffen: yo hyouga
07 Nov 07 - 08:25 > Waffen: erm no wurst - just a poo maniac - i dont eat it
07 Nov 07 - 08:23 > kanibaal: hi hyou
07 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Hyouga: hey happy bday, d_w
07 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Wurst: hey waffen... you're a coprophilliac right?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:55 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


nice waffen ... i nearly posted it too hahaha
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:27 am   Post subject: Call Vatican, we have a new Pope. (without Emoticons) Reply with quote


10 Nov 07 - 09:15 > Daniem_BR: c ya Pope
10 Nov 07 - 09:13 > Pesadelo: cya Blasph I
10 Nov 07 - 09:13 > Blaspheretic: bbl, some work to do
10 Nov 07 - 09:11 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 09:11 > Pesadelo:
10 Nov 07 - 09:10 > Blaspheretic: replace ghost with spirit and it fits
10 Nov 07 - 09:09 > Pesadelo: in the name of Farter, So(u)n(d) & Holy Beer
10 Nov 07 - 09:09 > Blaspheretic: AMSTERDAM is responsible for Altar
10 Nov 07 - 09:09 > Daniem_BR: Baptism by Fire
10 Nov 07 - 09:08 > Blaspheretic: and i baptize it with a bottle of spirit
10 Nov 07 - 09:07 > Pesadelo:
10 Nov 07 - 09:07 > Daniem_BR: Pope: "Welcome to my house, Beer&Chicks. Girls, start the show."
10 Nov 07 - 09:07 > Pesadelo: *the pope Blasph I shows up on Beer&Chicks Basilica today*
10 Nov 07 - 09:07 > Blaspheretic: 1st church of beer & chicks
10 Nov 07 - 09:06 > bratznadat: you are out blas....next candidate please....pussy
10 Nov 07 - 09:06 > Daniem_BR: lets pray
10 Nov 07 - 09:06 > Pesadelo: Beer&Chicks is a good name for the main chappel, Daniem
10 Nov 07 - 09:05 > Blaspheretic: i hate smoke
10 Nov 07 - 09:05 > Pesadelo: you guys will kill me
10 Nov 07 - 09:05 > bratznadat: blas...what to you take instead of incense? sulphur?
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Blaspheretic: bla-shell
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Daniem_BR: Beer&Chicks?
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Pesadelo: Blasphrium
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Blaspheretic: nah, this violates the label of an oil company
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Daniem_BR: hmm... but what the BM bands would sing about?
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Pesadelo: Blasphium
10 Nov 07 - 09:04 > Pesadelo: BlasHell would be Blashell
10 Nov 07 - 09:03 > Daniem_BR: thats is. Blasphrium
10 Nov 07 - 09:03 > Pesadelo: BlasHell
10 Nov 07 - 09:03 > bratznadat: fortess blasenstein
10 Nov 07 - 09:03 > Blaspheretic: Blaspherium?
10 Nov 07 - 09:02 > Pesadelo: support
10 Nov 07 - 09:02 > Daniem_BR: Blasphican?
10 Nov 07 - 09:02 > Daniem_BR: btw, Vatican is an ugly name. Lets change it
10 Nov 07 - 09:01 > Pesadelo: Forget Vat 69! Vat 2008 if much better!
10 Nov 07 - 09:00 > Blaspheretic: visit the Vat where the nuns are wet
10 Nov 07 - 09:00 > Pesadelo: Daniem
10 Nov 07 - 09:00 > Pesadelo: bratz
10 Nov 07 - 09:00 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:59 > Daniem_BR: and the Ministries Mobil is a limousine full of horny chicks
10 Nov 07 - 08:59 > Pesadelo: I can see Blasph I asking his mom's car baterie to put on Blasmobil
10 Nov 07 - 08:59 > Blaspheretic:
10 Nov 07 - 08:59 > bratznadat: we need t-shirts and merchendise!!!
10 Nov 07 - 08:58 > Pesadelo: blasmobil
10 Nov 07 - 08:57 > Blaspheretic: better badly driven than walked
10 Nov 07 - 08:57 > Pesadelo:
10 Nov 07 - 08:57 > Daniem_BR: Papamobil is a Porsche now
10 Nov 07 - 08:56 > bratznadat: pesa...come over to germany and we take a ride with papamobil...10 mph on highway to hell.......hellraisers!!!
10 Nov 07 - 08:56 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:55 > Pesadelo:
10 Nov 07 - 08:55 > Blaspheretic: *send
10 Nov 07 - 08:55 > Blaspheretic: hello? yep, Pope here, are you that erotic shop what sells that lingerie for nuns? sent the whole collection, pay in gold, hurry up!
10 Nov 07 - 08:55 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:54 > bratznadat:
10 Nov 07 - 08:54 > Pesadelo: *take care of children*
10 Nov 07 - 08:53 > Pesadelo: *Marisa? I become religious I will be a Ministry for new pope *
10 Nov 07 - 08:52 > Pesadelo: *hello, Vatican, the pope is ready *
10 Nov 07 - 08:52 > Blaspheretic: keep the fires burning, the crowd is yearning (for more funerals)
10 Nov 07 - 08:51 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:51 > Pesadelo: (the time for a good doom song)
10 Nov 07 - 08:51 > Pesadelo: bratz a funeral every single quarter hour
10 Nov 07 - 08:50 > Pesadelo: Daniem: Harem + Doom + Wiskey/German Beer... the thing is getting good
10 Nov 07 - 08:50 > bratznadat: pesa...let's kill the pope for world doomination
10 Nov 07 - 08:50 > Blaspheretic: great req rotti, the pigeon song rulezzz
10 Nov 07 - 08:49 > Pesadelo: i get the duty
10 Nov 07 - 08:49 > Pesadelo: ok, Bratz could take part...
10 Nov 07 - 08:49 > Blaspheretic: but i don't have time for funerals, that's in duty of doom ministry
10 Nov 07 - 08:49 > Daniem_BR: ok, I accept. With one condition. Give up the Harem Blasph, give it to your Ministries
10 Nov 07 - 08:49 > Pesadelo: no! Your Harem is of Daniem & Pesa!
10 Nov 07 - 08:48 > Blaspheretic: *secretaries
10 Nov 07 - 08:48 > Blaspheretic: yep, half a dozen secrataries i guess
10 Nov 07 - 08:48 > Pesadelo: bratz indeed
10 Nov 07 - 08:47 > Blaspheretic: that's an efficient weapon
10 Nov 07 - 08:47 > Pesadelo: blasph, a Ministry needs assistants... Bratz, Daniem, Digi, D_W are required
10 Nov 07 - 08:47 > Blaspheretic:
10 Nov 07 - 08:47 > bratznadat: and he kills with boring them to death with dissection
10 Nov 07 - 08:46 > bratznadat: goood pesa....blas is going to kill a lot
10 Nov 07 - 08:45 > Pesadelo: Blasph I:
10 Nov 07 - 08:45 > Pesadelo: you can do this, Blasph I: cerimonies = Dissection, funerals = Doom
10 Nov 07 - 08:45 > Blaspheretic: i enact a law against doom, collect all CD's and banish them to the ministry
10 Nov 07 - 08:44 > bratznadat:
10 Nov 07 - 08:43 > Pesadelo: slooooowwwww and looooonnngggg
10 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Pesadelo: bratz
10 Nov 07 - 08:42 > bratznadat: you don't need money...you live sloooooowwwwwww
10 Nov 07 - 08:42 > Pesadelo: oh, tks, great Blasph I
10 Nov 07 - 08:41 > bratznadat: you don
10 Nov 07 - 08:41 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:41 > Blaspheretic: well then i'll establish a ministry of doom with you as 1st minister, but beware, it's underfinanced
10 Nov 07 - 08:41 > Pesadelo: bratz
10 Nov 07 - 08:41 > bratznadat: everyday playing dissection in churches
10 Nov 07 - 08:40 > Daniem_BR: Doom matches with whiskey
10 Nov 07 - 08:39 > Pesadelo: but Doom + German Beer is my ideal of love & peace
10 Nov 07 - 08:38 > Blaspheretic: i'll bring you the most important development of civilisation, German beer, then you don't need other tranquilizers like doom anymore
10 Nov 07 - 08:38 > Daniem_BR: \m/ Defleshed \m/
10 Nov 07 - 08:38 > Pesadelo: (time to do politics)
10 Nov 07 - 08:37 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:37 > bratznadat: rockets and napalm
10 Nov 07 - 08:37 > Pesadelo: Blasph I, will you ban Doom Metal?
10 Nov 07 - 08:37 > Pesadelo: i'll send donations for your new church
10 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Blaspheretic: btw the christians were the conquerors of south America, i'm your saviour
10 Nov 07 - 08:36 > bratznadat: pesa...are you a monk who bashes a board at the head like in monty python film...nice imagine
10 Nov 07 - 08:36 > Pesadelo: oh, tks, Blasph I you anger will not reach here...
10 Nov 07 - 08:35 > Blaspheretic: Pesa means the vatican is situated southern of me?
10 Nov 07 - 08:34 > Pesadelo: Wally... you are fucked up too
10 Nov 07 - 08:34 > bratznadat: pissed...missed...dissed...dismissed...
10 Nov 07 - 08:34 > Pesadelo: "all the monks in the south are dead now" Daniem, we are out... South America will be slayed by Blasph I
10 Nov 07 - 08:33 > bratznadat: debris...
10 Nov 07 - 08:32 > Blaspheretic: all the monks in the south are dead now, all the chorals of roasted humans..., fuck, need a suitable verb
10 Nov 07 - 08:31 > Pesadelo: bratz
10 Nov 07 - 08:31 > bratznadat: i love a daisy world...no from me
10 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Pesadelo: How many Blasphs world would support?
10 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Pesadelo: There will be a Blasph II?
10 Nov 07 - 08:29 > Pesadelo: Basph I, are you better?
10 Nov 07 - 08:26 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:26 > Pesadelo: Daniem & Blasph
10 Nov 07 - 08:25 > Blaspheretic: not chaos, Mayhem
10 Nov 07 - 08:25 > Daniem_BR: "and give me my beer"
10 Nov 07 - 08:25 > Blaspheretic: what's wrong of being inspired by an emperor?
10 Nov 07 - 08:25 > Daniem_BR: or better: "As the new pope, I request the end of church. Chaos unleashed"
10 Nov 07 - 08:24 > Pesadelo: Blasph, you will be Pope, not Nero!
10 Nov 07 - 08:24 > Pesadelo: Daniem
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Blaspheretic: not fired, given to the purifying fire to save their souls full of sins, better
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Daniem_BR: every priests should "wear" corpse paintings
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Pesadelo: Daniem
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Pesadelo: Blasph's Incquisition!!!
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Blaspheretic: undressed by Blasph the 1st
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Daniem_BR: 1st rule: in churches, the songs will be BM
10 Nov 07 - 08:23 > Pesadelo: hmpf! males fired for real or with their jobs quit?
10 Nov 07 - 08:22 > Blaspheretic: dressed in black
10 Nov 07 - 08:22 > Pesadelo: blasph
10 Nov 07 - 08:21 > Blaspheretic: all males=fired, only horny nuns hired, besides i get the library, hmmm...
10 Nov 07 - 08:21 > Pesadelo: *current pope: no problem, german is enough*
10 Nov 07 - 08:21 > Blaspheretic: btw, as a pope my words are without doubts and I make the rules
10 Nov 07 - 08:20 > bratznadat: brb
10 Nov 07 - 08:20 > Daniem_BR: *but he's lazy to learn 14 languages*
10 Nov 07 - 08:20 > Daniem_BR:
10 Nov 07 - 08:20 > Pesadelo: *calling Vatican... hello, i have the new pope*
10 Nov 07 - 08:19 > Blaspheretic: no, i'm to lazy to learn 14 languages and bow down to kiss dirty airports
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > Pesadelo: cya zagas
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > Pesadelo: yeeesssss Daniem, that's it!
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > Blaspheretic: btw bratz what's your opinion about that "famous battles" book?
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > Daniem_BR: c ya zagas
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > Daniem_BR: Blasph, if you be the next Pope, please leave the harem with me and Pesa, ok?
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > bratznadat: blas...no guts no glory
10 Nov 07 - 08:18 > zagas: ok dudes, see ya on monday \m/
10 Nov 07 - 08:17 > Pesadelo: blasph
10 Nov 07 - 08:17 > Blaspheretic: sorry, didn't read Nietzsche yet, have only a book "N. for people in hurry"
10 Nov 07 - 08:17 > Daniem_BR: @bratz
10 Nov 07 - 08:16 > Pesadelo: i'll become religious if this go happen
10 Nov 07 - 08:16 > bratznadat: a decent monk without vices. great! support
10 Nov 07 - 08:16 > Pesadelo: bratz
10 Nov 07 - 08:16 > Pesadelo: now i can say: i love that song and its title is quite right for our theme, blasph
10 Nov 07 - 08:15 > bratznadat: blas is becoming next pope!
10 Nov 07 - 08:15 > Blaspheretic: thx Pesa, i don't like Moonspell but at least you paid some attention to me
10 Nov 07 - 08:15 > bratznadat: as übermensch you don't have any needs to do this.
10 Nov 07 - 08:14 > Pesadelo: blasph
10 Nov 07 - 08:14 > Blaspheretic: yep, i'm lacking from important abilities like cheating, deceiving, lying
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:24 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


17 Dec 07 - 19:23 > Daniem_BR: me either Laughing
17 Dec 07 - 19:22 > diginferno: jeez, i can't stop laughing LaughingLaughing
17 Dec 07 - 19:22 > Daniem_BR: Laughing
17 Dec 07 - 19:22 > constitutional_hell: ow what fine this is a rhyme what else can i say
17 Dec 07 - 19:21 > diginferno: lmfao
17 Dec 07 - 19:21 > constitutional_hell: jingleballs jingleballs dangle all the way
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:00 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


on this time @ 1980s.FM...

21 Dec 07 - 17:33 > Obi-son: Cool
21 Dec 07 - 17:33 > Obi-son: death metal rules
21 Dec 07 - 17:31 > Pesadelo: Obi is ubiquitous
21 Dec 07 - 17:30 > Pesadelo: Yes
21 Dec 07 - 17:30 > SeclusionSolution: ok c ya
21 Dec 07 - 17:30 > SeclusionSolution: ohh obi is mod here hehe he also likes the pearls of deathmetal
21 Dec 07 - 17:30 > Pesadelo: seclu Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:29 > SeclusionSolution: *where
21 Dec 07 - 17:29 > SeclusionSolution: im out here wh i may talk in freedom Big razz
21 Dec 07 - 17:29 > Pesadelo: Cool
21 Dec 07 - 17:29 > diginferno: lol
21 Dec 07 - 17:29 > SeclusionSolution: tszk
21 Dec 07 - 17:29 > SeclusionSolution: pesa waht are you talking about?
21 Dec 07 - 17:28 > Pesadelo: hey, 1980s mates, this is not a fight Smile just a peaceful DFMers talk
21 Dec 07 - 17:28 > SeclusionSolution: razy for mod
21 Dec 07 - 17:28 > SeclusionSolution: Stgt. D is comming and you´re on his list
21 Dec 07 - 17:27 > Pesadelo: Laughing indeed
21 Dec 07 - 17:27 > diginferno: so we'd better obey the local mods Big grin Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:26 > diginferno: when we go somewhere else, we're simple citizens
21 Dec 07 - 17:26 > diginferno: Seclu no, we're mods where we belong to
21 Dec 07 - 17:25 > SeclusionSolution: LaughingLaughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:24 > Pesadelo: *razy
21 Dec 07 - 17:24 > Pesadelo: what about razzy as 1980s mod? Rolling eyes
21 Dec 07 - 17:23 > Pesadelo: Big eek are you crazy? i can't get account of one Smilegrin
21 Dec 07 - 17:22 > SeclusionSolution: Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:22 > SeclusionSolution: nice amon amarth
21 Dec 07 - 17:22 > SeclusionSolution: i thought you had the status of mod all over the stations
21 Dec 07 - 17:21 > Pesadelo: Crying
21 Dec 07 - 17:21 > diginferno: Rolling eyes
21 Dec 07 - 17:21 > SeclusionSolution: i mean what i meanLaughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:19 > Pesadelo: what you mean, seclu?
21 Dec 07 - 17:19 > Pesadelo: there are two that can't get out of here: zarqun & wally
21 Dec 07 - 17:19 > SeclusionSolution: i didn´t know you are only rstricted to the station
21 Dec 07 - 17:17 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughingLaughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:17 > Pesadelo: ...
21 Dec 07 - 17:17 > Pesadelo: No coz of this ppl from dfm has bad fame No
21 Dec 07 - 17:16 > Pesadelo: Laughing Yes
21 Dec 07 - 17:16 > SeclusionSolution: now they will call jericLaughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:15 > Pesadelo: they gave up Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:15 > Pesadelo: ihhhahhhhh Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:14 > SeclusionSolution: Laughingall mods gone
21 Dec 07 - 17:14 > SeclusionSolution: i not so hillbilly, i know lot music
21 Dec 07 - 17:13 > SeclusionSolution: anyway i know this song
21 Dec 07 - 17:13 > Pesadelo: turnning 1980s
21 Dec 07 - 17:12 > SeclusionSolution: im not gonny miss m request on death.fmEmbarrassed
21 Dec 07 - 17:12 > Pesadelo: LaughingLaughing lesson one to 1980s newbies: how to fill a chat roon in less than 5 mins
21 Dec 07 - 17:12 > diginferno: pesa no, i think like a Vogon
21 Dec 07 - 17:12 > diginferno: Seclu you'd better tune in. Phil Collins is fabulous with this one
21 Dec 07 - 17:12 > Pesadelo: *digi thinks like a klingon Rolling eyes*
21 Dec 07 - 17:11 > SeclusionSolution: now watch my request \m/
21 Dec 07 - 17:11 > diginferno: aaaaaaa... this Genesis song is absolutely amazing!!!
21 Dec 07 - 17:11 > Pesadelo: Big eek digi Big eek plz *on knees* noooooo
21 Dec 07 - 17:11 > Pesadelo: Yes Yes i'm listening it too Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:11 > diginferno: me? coward? Mad i guess you know that this means war Mad
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > SeclusionSolution: damn it´s hard to make adequate caht with marduk on the earsLaughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > Pesadelo: digi RazzLaughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > diginferno: Pesa no, they won't
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > Pesadelo: digi, coward, don't hide!
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > SeclusionSolution: Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > diginferno: Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:10 > Pesadelo: (1980s mods will ban us in no time)
21 Dec 07 - 17:09 > Pesadelo: Embarrassed DFM chat is full... excess transferred to 1980s one
21 Dec 07 - 17:08 > Pesadelo: Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:08 > SeclusionSolution: Laughingwe own all
21 Dec 07 - 17:08 > Pesadelo: seclu Yes
21 Dec 07 - 17:08 > SeclusionSolution: ugly blinding combination
21 Dec 07 - 17:08 > Pesadelo: chess move: DFM take 1980s Smilegrin
21 Dec 07 - 17:07 > SeclusionSolution: Laughingnice smilies pesa Big razz
21 Dec 07 - 17:07 > SeclusionSolution: i i bet this won´t be tolerated here hehe
21 Dec 07 - 17:07 > diginferno: ouch!
21 Dec 07 - 17:07 > Pesadelo: now the chat is our Razz
21 Dec 07 - 17:07 > diginferno: Seclu No-sighw-
21 Dec 07 - 17:07 > SeclusionSolution: a**
21 Dec 07 - 17:06 > Pesadelo: lol, seclu you are almost purple here Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:06 > SeclusionSolution: let´s kick somea**
21 Dec 07 - 17:06 > diginferno: hehe, boo, Pesa Cool
21 Dec 07 - 17:06 > diginferno: morning everyone
21 Dec 07 - 17:06 > SeclusionSolution: Laughing
21 Dec 07 - 17:03 > Pesadelo: Smile welcome to 1980s, digi & seclu Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:11 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


When Zagas met the killer lady LOL

08 Jan 08 - 07:08 > zagas: but I once ate pizza which smelled like reconstituted faeces...
08 Jan 08 - 07:10 > zagas: ...we had kind of a canteen in the office, but the hired lady chef was so useless that the boss fired the lady and closed the canteen down... (Smilegrin)
08 Jan 08 - 07:11 > zagas: ...the infamous pizza was made of all old leftovers in the kitchen... (Smilegrin)
08 Jan 08 - 07:13 > Daniem_BR: (laugh) zagas
08 Jan 08 - 07:13 > Daniem_BR: crowded bathroom after the pizza (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:14 > bertoestra: walking pizza for zagas (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:16 > zagas: ...once we had Swedish delegation of 10 persons... and they were treated with delicacies from that killer lady, me included unfortunately, so 7 out of 10 got diarrhea, me included as well, fuck! (sad)
08 Jan 08 - 07:17 > Daniem_BR: killer lady (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:18 > zagas: ...staff was wondering all the time why they retched shit after lunch all the time and so on...
08 Jan 08 - 07:19 > bertoestra: (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:19 > zagas: ...she was like genius of slow poisoning...
08 Jan 08 - 07:20 > bertoestra: pffffffffrrrrrrrrrt u visit the canteenlady zagas (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:20 > Daniem_BR: (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:20 > bertoestra: i imagine it
08 Jan 08 - 07:22 > zagas: one day she was gone and noone seen her since... maybe boss killed her and hid in the forest or sth (smilegrin)
08 Jan 08 - 07:22 > Daniem_BR: (laugh)
08 Jan 08 - 07:23 > bertoestra: or maybe u eatn her (laugh)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:16 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


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