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 nechesthecat
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Sun May 06, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject: |
 
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cook with gunpowder.
I'd make a huge batch of crepes, then mix a bit of gunpowder with sugar and cinammon, for a tasty topping....
...being the enemy's birthday, I'd place candles in the crepes, and once at the table, light and run.
Would you rather bathe daily in lye or be a paraplegic with no sex-organs but a MONSTROUS libido?
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Death_Medic 
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Location: Chicago
 
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Sun May 06, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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Bate dialy with lye
Would you rather never come to Death.fm again or never look at internet porn again?
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 zarqun
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Location: Werken, West Of Flanders, Belgium
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Mon May 07, 2007 3:23 am Post subject: |
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never look to internet porn again
would you rather fuck a duck to fly or fuck a fish to dive
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 Dark
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Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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Mon May 07, 2007 5:45 am Post subject: |
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I would fuck a duck...
Would you rather have sex with a hot cute girl that is a midget... or would you have sex with also a regular yet hot girl, but has no peronality? I would do the midget lady  |
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RelaS
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Mon May 07, 2007 7:40 am Post subject: |
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i rather fuck the hotie and then leave her :P
Wold you rather be fucked by a chimp or a persson? |
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 Pesadelo
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Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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Tue May 08, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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The Chimp, of course! It's supposed that he will not write or phone me after!
Would you rather to discover that she was he on the past or to discover that she wants to be he? |
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 Razyutis
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Location: Bucuresti, ROMANIA
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Tue May 08, 2007 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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discover that she wants to be he and then hit her in the head to snap her out of it!
would you :
A--> Be in a building with a Bomb set to explode in 10 seconds!
OR
B--> Be in a building with a B52 coming in 10 seconds to Bomb it!
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RelaS
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Wed May 09, 2007 7:32 am Post subject: |
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B, i wold have time to kill my self so i woldnt risk getting a but load of pain if i didnt die in the next instant and just be burned alive :P
Wold you rather eat Cow meat for eternity or pig meat for eternity? |
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Death_Medic
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Wed May 09, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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Cow!!!! Steak every day!!!mmmmmmm
Lose both thumbs or have half of your body Deaf Blind and Paralized?
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RelaS
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Thu May 10, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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lose my thumbs i can manage to play the drums without them :P
Wold you rather fuck your brother or your dad? |
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Dark
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Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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Thu May 10, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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I would fuck them both... out of about $500 and 6 30 packs of beer.
You meet a nice looking girl @ a bar, i mean wickedly hot. You take her to a hotel and proceed to taker her pants off, notin how nice a smooth she is and you start to get where its at then... BONG!!! You find out she has a pecker...
Do you A. Fuck him/her ne way
Or B. Slap him/her upside the head and go look for another women that probably isnt gonna be hot as this one. |
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Razyutis
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Sat May 12, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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I choose B --> go look for another womAn.
Would you die in Heat or Cold ? you must choose 1. 
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Pesadelo
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Sat May 12, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Die in cold. I hate burned flesh smell.
Would you rather to live 10 years "at 1000Km/h" or to live 1000 years "at 10Km/h"? |
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nechesthecat
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Mon May 21, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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1000 years - that's a pretty good walking pace. I'd hike around the world for a good portion of it.
Would you rather have all beer within your sight turn into cow's tounge, or would you prefer all women who come within 10 feet of you to begin vomiting?
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Razyutis
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Mon May 21, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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have all beer within my sight turn into cow tounge's
stranded on an island with your mom and girlfriend,
no food aroud nowhere, no fish in the ocean, you have 2 choises.
Would you eat your mom of your girlfriend ? - easy one! 
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