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 Waffen
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: Waffen on life, bullshit and theology |
 
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I reckon I'm right up there with David Icke on the league tables of great theologians. If you never heard of David Icke check out his website @ http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/ or try to get a copy of his documentary 'The Reptilian Agenda' from the web using a torrent program - its so fucking priceless it's untrue. He accuses the British Royal Family of being reptiles from space!! And he's serious about it.
Moving swiftly on. I was thinking about splicing animals together this week, after I overheard someone calling someone a pigdog in the saloon I was drinking in. Imagine that! A pigdog. It would fuckin' stink and be well aggressive with its corkscrew cock and tusks, barking and slavering. It gets worse though. Read on.
I progressed inside my mind onto Elephantdogs, sharkdogs, vulturedogs and eventually arrived at Monkeydogs. That would be the best animal ever wouldn't it? Aggressive as fuck, funny, climbing trees and eating bananas. Awesome. Also though when its chilling out in the treetops it would be wanking, howling AND licking it's nuts at the same time. LMFAO
That made me think about blokes who ask the question 'if your dick was big enough would you suck your own cock'!! I don't get it. Are they gay? Why the fuck would you? Are you a monkeydog? Do women ask each other if they would lick their own pussies if their necks were like a giraffe? It beggars belief but I think they always talk about it when they go to the toilet together and poo in front of one another.
I'll be back with more inane shit and bollocks when my feeble mind tells me to.
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 JERIC 
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO, thanks for sharing!
edit: You should add this literature to your MySpace blog!
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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wow 
yes I have heard of David Eich and hes a moron I wasted 1 hour of my life watching that crap he put out.
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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 LMAO!!!
well, this is by far the funniest post I read on DFM.. Waffen, keep up the good work, I'm waiting for your next series of bollocks.. 
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BlackOmen77
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LMAO Waffen, Waiting to see what the fuck you'll come up with next. I'm sure you won't disappoint
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Waffen
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hahahaha Good idea jeric, gonna do that right now.
@ DM - he's a fuckin nutter alright but you have to see the comedy value of David Icke. He used to be a sports presenter on TV in England then he mas mysteriously dropped by the BBC after he proclaimed himself as Jesus Christ. LOL. If you can watch 'The Reptilian Agenda' and just think of it as abstract comedy then you should enjoy it.
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exoriou
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:20 am Post subject: Re: Waffen on life, bullshit and theology |
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[quote="Waffen"]
[...] A pigdog. [...]
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holy shit ! :D
i'll have to check it someday
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Waffen
Thank you for this pearl! Among the best here. |
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 SeclusionSolution
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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Yah hehe Waffen your post always remind me of Kani´s baboon scratchin´ his head
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Dude waffles u have the most demented mind of us all... that being said were u drunk, high or sober during all of this? If u say sober then u just have a natural being of slight insanity... |
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Waffen
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I was sat sipping a cup of tea while I had the conversation and thoughts about this matter. Mild insanity is a great gift I reckon. I feel sorry for people who cannot amuse themselves with their own mundane thoughts and creative bullshitting.
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BlackOmen77
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Hey Waff....are you gonna give us any more???
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Waffen
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yes! I have one post written already and another half written. They'll be posted this weekend I hope.
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Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:34 am Post subject: |
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@waffen: you broke your promise 
you said you weren't going to post for about 1 week 
but I understand, it's simply irresistable not to post here, for any of us
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former German chancellor Konrad Adenauer:
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means my gossip of yesterday doesn't matter to me |
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