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 misanthrone
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Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject: That's so Cliché |
 
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I was watching some movies the other day and I felt like I've heard those things over and over again..
therefore, I want to make a topic about Cliché in life, art, whatever...
my fave ones are from the movies.. top for me is the next one: if any electrical equipment is not working, a good kick will always get it started 
usually the TV, but I've seen computers or all kinds of machinery being kicked and then working like they supposed to.. of course, just in the movies..
another one is : “You should have killed me when you had the chance.”
oh man, I've heard that so many times.. I'll stop here, and let U post Clichés that makes you laugh..
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 Wurst
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:36 am Post subject: |
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The Evil is telling you everysingle detail of his plan to take the world, when he thinks you gonna die soon ^^
my cliché is " Metal is my life!"  |
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 zarqun
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:26 am Post subject: |
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in every final fight, the good guy always loses for a while (he gets his ass kicked as hell)
but suddenly it seems like he has more power and then the roles are switched, ending with the evil guy dying or getting arrested or ...
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Wurst
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:04 am Post subject: |
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Every Evil guy must die in a "special horrible" way -.- |
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Architeuthis
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:18 am Post subject: |
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All metalfans worship SATAN.
Everyone wearing boots with steelcap is a Nazi.
There has to be Death and Blackmetal EXCLUSIVELY on DFM!
Three of the worst clichés, by my humble opinion.
KILL!!!! |
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 Pesadelo 
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:25 am Post subject: |
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On movies:
A car invades a restaurant. Every single person jumps or runs immediately and nobody is harmed.
All phone numbers start with 555.
On life:
Gimme a group of any size and I will show you a group with at least one surly.
The greatest cliché:
God. |
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Wurst
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:40 am Post subject: |
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no pesa... the bible  or he creation lie? lols...
lets say religion in common.
Another Cliché on which i'm making fun of atm..: Trueness haha |
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Blaspheretic
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Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:52 am Post subject: |
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If the world is endangered by terrorists or aliens, the USA take control and beat them.
The hero is an alcohol addict with bad experiences in life, survives explosions,
car accidents which would kill all other people including healthy athlets, blood is just
remarkable for pussies, 6-7 litres are enough, no reason to think about a loss
of a third of it, and the most important thing is outward appearance, from main
character to last unknown actor all have to look cute, no average allowed,
such obvious that also some movies about "non-perfect" people exist as it was
a crime to look just normal. |
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Wurst
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:34 am Post subject: |
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and blasph you forgot... there will be everytime a romance between a woman and the hero in the badest situation, when they know each other just for minutes, have to be in shock and prepare to attack some terrorists or defuse a bomp or escape an explosion haha |
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Blaspheretic
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, i forgot indeed.
Another thing, the hero never needs ammunition, all guns fire with infinite bullets.
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zarqun
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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2 situations:
or both sides always miss when they fire their weapons (everything around every person gets hit, but the person himself never)
or the good guys always hit a bad guy, they never miss 
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misanthrone
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Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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3 for each style..
black metal : Satan-blasphemy-forest
death metal : death-blood-war
doom metal : melancholy-depression-sadness
goth : sex-vampire-lesbians
heavy-power : sword-dragon-bike
piggy : cum-guts-shit .. the most intelligent one 
some are valid for all styles, I just chosen 3..
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Wurst
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:35 am Post subject: |
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zarquan... even if he is hit... it doesn't count because he feels no pain... or hes bulletproof because hes chuck norris...
BTW THE GREATEST CLICHÉ OF ALL TIME:
CHUCK NORRIS HAHAHAHA  |
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:35 am Post subject: |
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Chuck cannot be a clichée, he is my hero
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