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 misanthrone
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Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject: Arts of farts |
 
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I borrowed the title from one of Isacaarum's crazy song titles.. one of the few grind bands I like..
here's the question: which is the worst smelling fart?..
for me, by far - the one caused by eating Brussels Sprouts.. an unbelievably putrid stench.. yuk..
second comes - Cabbage
and third - Bean
how bout U.. plz speak from your own xperience, not from what you heard on tv..
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you forgot beer farts... one of the deadliest...  |
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Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:08 am Post subject: |
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After a night of Beer and Vodka watch out I'll make a maggot puke with the stench that comes out.
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Wurst
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that was what i mean death |
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Dami
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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You should try that salad they have in that rehabilitation center where I am at at the moment... you have to fart at least 20 times a day - every day! Must be the toppings they offer.
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Wurst
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:53 am Post subject: |
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20 times? not very much i think  20 times per hour... thats much more brutal ^^ |
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Dami
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Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Hm well the exhaust varies 
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Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Stilton cheese, port and as above sprouts
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Dami
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Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: |
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"Senfeier" (mustard eggs ?)
The farts after this meal are a killer.
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 diginferno
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mmmm, tasty
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LMFAO - I got to try those mustard eggs, sounds well brutal
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Wurst
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Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:48 am Post subject: |
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hmm dami i know that stuff... my mother love to cook it :-/ |
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