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 Pesadelo 
Admiral (Administrator)
Joined: Feb 18, 2007
Member#: 3090
Posts: 1955
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
    
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:49 am Post subject: Mod Revelations |
 
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Green Life
After a fair and peaceful dispute, two new mods was chosen.
I know you people is curious about the after-life stuff.
So, breaking all the rules, I will unveil some aspects of our mod boot camp.
- Day 1: First class - Darth Jerichó.
--- The inaugural class. The scared mod newbies paid attention to a 6 hours explanation about the importance of the use of witchering on forums and chat (digi laughed all time). Pesa asked why squirrels are allowed in the station and Darth answered that is because they are furious pickers and, btw, still awoken all night long, taking care of the server.
- Day 2: Workshop - How to handle DFM members - Jack Sparrow
--- The pirate teached the poor newbies how to menace rebels efficiently. He said all the time: A good member is a dead(.fm) one. He introduced us to Death.FM Moderators Mascot. His last utter was about what to do when nothing gets right.
- Day 3: Laboratory - He Evil
--- We learned all about... locks. The man knows all about them. The general lock principle (GLP) is quite simple: anything written on forums deserves to be locked. After a tiring practice, he take us to a visit in his outdoors office - amazing. At this point a discussion emerged. Jack thinks that no forums would be locked. He Evil thinks that all forums must be locked. Darth mediated the contend claiming that only forums about "Alice in Wonderland", "Bambi", "Metallica", "Slayer" and similar subjects should be locked.
The time is running now. Death.FM members are accustomating with the new mods. But...
- Xmas week: Revelations
These are some entries of secret Death.FM files. I can die 'cause of this.
--- Waffen is not on vacations at Thailand. He is in a chinese jail for ask removal of "Epica" and "After Forever" from playlist. Darth says he has nothing to do with this.
--- Dami passed 3 weeks on a spa to leave an addiction: wank. Death.FM paid the treatment.
--- Wurst is not off for holidays. He formed a Delta Force to rescue Misan from a canadian hospice. Now, Daniem_BR gonna help him.
--- Cheru is in trouble. He devastated a forest to sell xmas trees. Seclu and Kani want his head. Jack Sparrow is thinking about to call RelaS, a very pacific dude, to resolve all.
--- Neches is climbing the Everest. A try to cold his head, after final exams.
--- Berto, CJ, Zagas and Crypt are recording a new demo for Death.FM. Its name is "I will remember how to play this shit". The first track is not ready yet, since every day one of them falls ill.
--- Blasph is taking cartoons class because he does not understand smilies faces with hat. Saffron is paying his class.
--- Modos installed a stereo in his toilet. Anal, Const and Mystic did a kitty to buy it.
--- AMSTERDAN2 sent a PM to He Evil asking the construction of an Altar in Death.FM offices.
And the lastest news
--- Several DFMers was seen at 1980s.FM. The fugitives are: Berto, Blasph, Zarqun, Digi, Pesa, Seclu, Wally, Razy and Hyouga. Darth is on fear, thinking they will try to took the new station by assault.
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RelaS
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Dec 20, 2006
Member#: 2781
Posts: 443
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:09 am Post subject: |
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i looled so much on that
GJ pesa xD |
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 zarqun
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Jan 12, 2007
Member#: 2916
Posts: 422
Location: Werken, West Of Flanders, Belgium
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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nice interruption for my "overloaded" brains.
for most of you these days are holidays...
I'm one of the unlucky bastards who has to study for januars exams...  
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 misanthrone
Commodore
Joined: Jun 09, 2006
Member#: 1992
Posts: 4046
Location: BC, Canada
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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excellent, one of the funniest threads this year.. hell, we should do a poll and see who has been the funniest guy this year.. I propose Waffen and Pesa..
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 Death_Medic
Vice Admiral (Moderator)
Joined: Nov 23, 2005
Member#: 1099
Posts: 2025
Location: Chicago
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Classic just Classic!!
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Pesadelo
Admiral (Administrator)
Joined: Feb 18, 2007
Member#: 3090
Posts: 1955
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:32 am Post subject: |
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lol, thank you RelaS, zarqun, misan and D_M, but i believe that "Classic just Classic" is the best prize I could receive. I try to give fun to you people, and D_M let me think that I have reach this  |
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 Wally
Captain
Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Member#: 2951
Posts: 1339
Location: Australia
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:46 am Post subject: |
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lol |
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 metalero
Captain
Joined: Jul 03, 2006
Member#: 2087
Posts: 1800
Location: Venezuela
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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Pesa your humor sense is Great
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 kanibaal
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Oct 13, 2005
Member#: 973
Posts: 307
Location: netherlands
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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LOL
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 cherubian
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Joined: Dec 17, 2005
Member#: 1184
Posts: 1753
Location: Hangzhou
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:12 am Post subject: |
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lol i laughed my ass off :p
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nechesthecat
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Joined: Aug 22, 2006
Member#: 2291
Posts: 116
Location: Austin, Texas
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:08 am Post subject: Re: Mod Revelations |
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--- Neches is climbing the Everest. A try to cold his head, after final exams. |
You're not far off, Pesa. I'm off to the Guadalupe Mountains this week; Everest will have to wait  |
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