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 misanthrone
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:54 pm Post subject: Clever pick up lines |
 
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I found some really funny ones .. though I admit I was not very original when I had to do this in reality 
1.I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
2.Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
3.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
4.Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.. - my fave
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 Death_Medic 
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Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
Wanna go makeout in the car I just stole?
You look awefully bored.- Why don't you do us all a favor and let someone bang that look off of your face.
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Hatchel
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..nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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 hxchristian
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:03 am Post subject: |
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THE BEST I'VE HEARD:
do you have your library card... cuz i'm checkin you out
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BuyerQueen
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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Ok here are some of my favorites:
1. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me either, but I bet it's heavy enough to break the ice.
2. If a girl turns you down at the bar or whatever, you can say "you might not think much of me now, but i'm drinking milk" (Old commercial in the US about milk doing a body good)
3. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
All cheesey, I know, but they ARE pick up lines.
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VileVince
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Here's a few us Marines use...
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VileVince
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Please delete my quadruple post... the site went crazy for a sec......  |
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diginferno
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Done.
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 cjjeepercreeper
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| VileVince wrote: |
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Aww, you're just proud to be a Marine...Semper Fi!
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 Dami
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, but those pics VileVince posted are really nice  .
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 Wally
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:16 am Post subject: |
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I dont use this pickline but i just say it randomly to people.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver |
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misanthrone
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| Wally wrote: |
I dont use this pickline but i just say it randomly to people.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver |
fuck off, beavers rule 
.. how about save some air - kill a human
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Dami
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| misanthrone wrote: |
| how about save some air - kill a human |
I imagine that would be great as a pick-up line.
If you were are a girl.
And you talked to a misanthropic black metaller.
Und überhaupt!
Und so!
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Wally
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:30 am Post subject: |
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| Wally wrote: |
I dont use this pickline but i just say it randomly to people.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver |
fuck off, beavers rule
.. how about save some air - kill a human |
Beavers r there to eat. |
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 zarqun
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:40 am Post subject: |
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@misa: don't translate beaver literally
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