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 kanibaal
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Joined: Oct 13, 2005
Member#: 973
Posts: 307
Location: netherlands
    
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:23 am Post subject: zombie pick-up lines |
 
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dunno if its already inhere, but i had fun readin it. so now i hope u too...
so here they r the zombie pick-up lines:
14. You know that Cranberries song is about me.
13. What I'm really most attracted to in a woman is her brain.... brains....BRAINS!
12. Once rigor mortis sets in I can go *all* night!
11. Your grave or mine?
10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or was it when I ate your brains?
9. Nice eyes. Can I eat 'em?
8. What's a decomposing, maggot infested girl like you doing in a mausoleum like this?
7. Do you have any zombie in you? Would you like some?
6. So, do you come to this dark, deserted, haunted graveyard often?
5. I'm a walking stiff! I don't need Viagra!
4. I would give my right arm for a night with you. Here, take it!
3. I like your face. I'd like it even better crumpled on my bedroom floor in the morning.
2. Is that a wooden stake, or are you just happy to see me?
And the number one Zombie Pick-Up Line is...
1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?
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 Waffen
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Joined: Oct 25, 2006
Member#: 2503
Posts: 1421
Location: England & Thailand
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Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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That's well funny. I might try some of those at the next gig I go to!
Reminds me of a joke.
What did the zombie say to the prostitute?
'Keep the tip'
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 Wurst
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Joined: Apr 13, 2006
Member#: 1782
Posts: 1542
Location: Germany
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:43 am Post subject: |
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rofl ... i'll try that  |
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