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 Stuka_Kommandant
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:35 pm Post subject: Mathematical superformulae by A. Ein_StuK |
 
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Today I will prove that 3 = 2 are. How this?
O.k. fuckers, let's go!!! First: a = b + c
>>>this signifies: 3a - 2a = 3b - 2b + 3c - 2c
>>it follows: 3a + 2b + 2c = 2a + 3b + 3c
>what signifies, that: 3a - 3b - 3c = 2a - 2b - 2c
shortened: 3 * ( a - b - c ) = 2 * ( a - b - c )
from it follows??? (  ): 3 = 2  
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 irule
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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What if a-b-c = 0? 2x0 = 3x0
a = 3
b = 1 or 2
c = 1 or 2
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Myriads in a loop! I assume that's how you managed to come up with that demonstration! 
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Stuka_Kommandant
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| irule wrote: |
What if a-b-c = 0? 2x0 = 3x0
a = 3
b = 1 or 2
c = 1 or 2
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 ... it's too late, irule! When i've signed the LEHMANN BROTHERS securities ,
the calculation was still right ... now i sit on the absolutely worthless MYRIADS stocks...   !!! |
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 DOSphantom
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Actually it's just
or maybe....
*pulls up in white van and coat, with needle in hand*
Med time!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
You know, it's time for you! 
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diginferno
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| Stuka_Kommandant wrote: |
... it's too late, irule! When i've signed the LEHMANN BROTHERS securities ,
the calculation was still right ... now i sit on the absolutely worthless MYRIADS stocks... !!! |
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 Pesadelo 
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:46 am Post subject: |
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Ok Ein_StuK get this:
Let's proof that 1=0:
Be the infinite series: A = 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + ...
(that is, mixed up positive and negative terms in the series)
Now, lets group the terms by two:
A = (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + ...
This gives us A = 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
Or A = 0
But lets group in a slightly different manner:
A = 1 + (- 1 + 1) + (- 1 + 1) + (- 1 + 1) + ...
Now we get A = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
Or A = 1
So, if the same series brings 1 and 0, we can conclude that 1 = 0
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PostmasterDCLXVI
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Myriads in an endless loop for Stuka & Myriads + After Forever in an endless loop for Pesa
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Pesadelo
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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 erkan
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:29 am Post subject: |
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| Pesadelo wrote: |
| So, if the same series brings 1 and 0, we can conclude that 1 = 0 |
We don't know what is the end of the series:
If it ends on: A = ... + 1 - 1 + 1, then
A = ... + (1 - 1) + 1, so A = 1, and
A = 1 + (- 1 + 1) ... + (- 1 + 1), so in this case is A = 1, too.
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If it ends on: A = ... + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1, then
A = ... + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1), so A = 0, and
A = 1 + (- 1 + 1) ... + (- 1 + 1) - 1, so in this case is A = 0, too.
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I love math but you people are boring 
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Pesadelo
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| Be the infinite series... |
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| I love math but you people are boring |
I HATE math and you people are even more boring.
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Stuka_Kommandant
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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| misanthrone wrote: |
| I love math but you people are boring |
I see this absolutely different, misan...
When my grandpa invented the theory of relativity,
he spoke to me "Pay attention, my favorite grandson!!!
NO pig of the world will understand this pointless nonsense,
but from all i'm called a genius...You will see, my absolutely most clever favorite grandson!!!"
These were his words... i remember exactly!
Today i know how he has meant this. This feeling is so unique!
I thank for your attention...  !!! |
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