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 aiolyfe
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:48 pm Post subject: Rank |
 
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What idea do I have that can improve our beloved D.FM? A great idea, I can tell you. The greatest one yet.
I was browsing around the site, and I noticed that the Rear Admiral (Ambassador) rank has been unfilled... So I nominate myself to fill that void, because if there ever was a position I am qualified to fill, it is the Rear. So please, rally with me and let me wear the Admiral's cap and command from the Rear.
It is the lowest of the special ranks, but an ignored one I long to fill. (You might even say it is behind the rest, but that is of no matter... This loyal d.fm patriot is willing to stick it out no matter what, and do so with a smile.)
I of course don't expect to immediately penetrate such a sensitive position, which is why I am here discussing it with you all. I'm hoping we can all simply ease in to it together... If I tried to force my way into that Rear position, then I run the risk of this topic limping along without a happy ending. However, if we can all agree that I belong there, in the Rear, then it will work out like a group activity. We could even form a circle -- a circle of trust -- and I'll have your back. I'll be behind you the entire time.
What about the "Ambassador" part, you may ask? Well, I hail from the land of K-Rad Cool where we dine on Might and Lightning. I'll show you my ways. |
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 cjjeepercreeper
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Joined: Nov 27, 2006
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Location: At the Mountains of Madness
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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Put down the bong and back away slowly, keep your hands where I can see them. 
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 Set-Abominae
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Joined: Nov 01, 2009
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Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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lay of the crack O_o
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 misanthrone
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:39 am Post subject: |
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you are not the first to hunt that job.. anyway, you do not deserve it, I do not feel properly represented by you 
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 chiefcrit
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Joined: Jan 05, 2010
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Location: Bel'frecking'gium
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| cjjeepercreeper wrote: |
| Put down the bong and back away slowly, keep your hands where I can see them. |
me shuckles.
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Born_of_Hades
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Joined: Apr 17, 2009
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:27 am Post subject: |
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give the job to aio....it gives him something to do and/or live for....haha \m/
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Death_Medic 
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Joined: Nov 23, 2005
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Location: Chicago
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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Huh-huh he said rear
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 SeclusionSolution
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Joined: Jun 22, 2006
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Location: Papua New Guinea
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Huh-huh he said rear |
Medic i wonder since ages when u finally fix your signature (out of topic)
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aiolyfe
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Location: Colorado
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Huh-huh he said rear |
DING-DING
That was the exact muse... 100% spot on... "Rear Admiral"? "Rear Admiral"?? I mean... c'mon... That's some funny shit right there. |
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cjjeepercreeper
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Location: At the Mountains of Madness
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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| aiolyfe wrote: |
| Death_Medic wrote: |
| Huh-huh he said rear |
DING-DING
That was the exact muse... 100% spot on... "Rear Admiral"? "Rear Admiral"?? I mean... c'mon... That's some funny shit right there. |
Practicing for doing some prison time? 
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aiolyfe
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Location: Colorado
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| cjjeepercreeper wrote: |
| aiolyfe wrote: |
| Death_Medic wrote: |
| Huh-huh he said rear |
DING-DING
That was the exact muse... 100% spot on... "Rear Admiral"? "Rear Admiral"?? I mean... c'mon... That's some funny shit right there. |
Practicing for doing some prison time? |
It's a Beavis and Buttheadism... and you call me unsophisticated? 
It was all about the innuendo (in your endo...) -- beginning, middle and end. There was some pretty golden stuff in there. |
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 Metalheadbrewer
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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I give it a meh, it was good for a chuckle.
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aiolyfe
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I give it a meh, it was good for a chuckle. |
I'll take a "meh." Seems to be the general consensus, anyhoo.
I've sure given plenty of 'em out, so I guess it's just my turn to get some back. hehehe...
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Metalheadbrewer
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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I guess so, plus I think Misan wanted the job first.
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 Dark
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Joined: Jul 25, 2005
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Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:49 am Post subject: Re: Rank |
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| aiolyfe wrote: |
What idea do I have that can improve our beloved D.FM? A great idea, I can tell you. The greatest one yet.
I was browsing around the site, and I noticed that the Rear Admiral (Ambassador) rank has been unfilled... So I nominate myself to fill that void, because if there ever was a position I am qualified to fill, it is the Rear. So please, rally with me and let me wear the Admiral's cap and command from the Rear.
It is the lowest of the special ranks, but an ignored one I long to fill. (You might even say it is behind the rest, but that is of no matter... This loyal d.fm patriot is willing to stick it out no matter what, and do so with a smile.)
I of course don't expect to immediately penetrate such a sensitive position, which is why I am here discussing it with you all. I'm hoping we can all simply ease in to it together... If I tried to force my way into that Rear position, then I run the risk of this topic limping along without a happy ending. However, if we can all agree that I belong there, in the Rear, then it will work out like a group activity. We could even form a circle -- a circle of trust -- and I'll have your back. I'll be behind you the entire time.
What about the "Ambassador" part, you may ask? Well, I hail from the land of K-Rad Cool where we dine on Might and Lightning. I'll show you my ways. |
You dont get nothing. I have seniority over your punk ass. And no one deserves to be associated with the rear more then me. |
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