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 SeclusionSolution 
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Joined: Jun 22, 2006
Member#: 2031
Posts: 3594
Location: Papua New Guinea
   
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:53 am Post subject: Funny, weird or non-sense lyrics |
 
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Ok I just thought this place needs more entertainment threads, as the most energy of threadcreaters is only redirected into demanding album requests.
This site is to post "Funny, weird, non-sense lyrics".
Rule 1: Try to keep it english only for everyone to enjoy.
Rule 2: Name the band and the title (Not necessarily of DFM but at least a metal band)
Rule 3: offlink to the lyrics, or if compact enough paste em in
Rule overuler: There is no rule to the content. Everyone has a different sense of humor and might depict different things as "funny".
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So i start with
The Meads of Asphodel from the album Damascus Steel - The Gods who mock us"
Vishnu, Fuck, Iblis, Fuck, Elohim, Fuck, Christ, Fuck, Zeus, Fuck Ishtar, Fuck, Isis, Fuck, Mithra, Fuck, Thunor, Fuck, Jehovah, Fuck Odin, fuck, Enlil, fuck, Reshep, Fuck, Allah, fuck, Indra, fuck, Buddah, fuck Typhon, fuck, Astaroth, fuck, Dagon, fuck, Ea, fuck, Ra, fuck, Donar, fuck Milcom, fuck, Teshub, fuck, Cronos, fuck, Lucifer, fuck
 Plz continue
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 Basher
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Joined: Feb 19, 2010
Member#: 10128
Posts: 3826
Location: Ebil domain
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:06 am Post subject: |
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a classic one, manowar sellshock..
Well I got shell shocked, whoa
Shell shocked, whoa
Shell shock
Shell shock
Shell shock
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 headdead
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Joined: Dec 05, 2007
Member#: 4289
Posts: 138
Location: Jena, Germany
 
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:56 am Post subject: |
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maybe there is a sense in it which I cant see because I am poetically blind or I dont have enough drugs circling in my blood. But I dont think so.
Tiamat -Whatever That Hurts
Decoction of Jimsonweed, Slimy trailing plants distil, Claustrophobia and blood mixed seed, Cursed downstairs against my will
Cobweb sticks to molten years, cockroaches served with cream, I wipe the silver bullet tears, And with every tear a dream
With every tear a dream..
Honey tea, psilocybe larvae, Honeymoon, silver spoon, Psilocybe tea
Energy trickles with the tide, Masterminds and the suicide squad, Drink acid water by my side, Stake the saviour of thier daily fraud
Overfilled toothpaste tubes, Sleepless and timeless faces, Drippety drop on sugarcubes, The one eyed's eye twinkles and gazes
Twinkles and gazes...
Honey tea, psilocybe larvae, Honeymoon, silver spoon, Psilocybe tea
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Basher
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Joined: Feb 19, 2010
Member#: 10128
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Location: Ebil domain
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:13 am Post subject: |
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maybe there is a sense in it which I cant see because I am poetically blind or I dont have enough drugs circling in my blood. But I dont think so.
Tiamat -Whatever That Hurts
Decoction of Jimsonweed, Slimy trailing plants distil, Claustrophobia and blood mixed seed, Cursed downstairs against my will
Cobweb sticks to molten years, cockroaches served with cream, I wipe the silver bullet tears, And with every tear a dream
With every tear a dream..
Honey tea, psilocybe larvae, Honeymoon, silver spoon, Psilocybe tea
Energy trickles with the tide, Masterminds and the suicide squad, Drink acid water by my side, Stake the saviour of thier daily fraud
Overfilled toothpaste tubes, Sleepless and timeless faces, Drippety drop on sugarcubes, The one eyed's eye twinkles and gazes
Twinkles and gazes...
Honey tea, psilocybe larvae, Honeymoon, silver spoon, Psilocybe tea
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well there is a same sense than in dalis paintings. It is odd but in weird sense logical... but defenetly funny
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 Razrez_Britva
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Joined: Nov 23, 2009
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Location: Indiana
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:38 am Post subject: |
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Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 - Murder Pie
Fee, fi, fo, fum, man that's fucking dumb
Well I'm bored and I'm stupid
And I think I wanna kill someone
Well I got the recipe
Gonna follow all the instructions
Take a pinch of salt
A fresh bullet and a gun... Oh yeah
I hope you got yourself an appetite
The first bites gonna blow your mind
Get yourself a slice of murder pie
Peter Piper picked a pepper
But he's a fucking bumb
And I've got a sweet tooth for
Chaos and destruction
I've got a recipe that will
Make Betty Crocker cum
Because I bake my pies down in hell
Not in the oven... Oh yeah
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Basher
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Joined: Feb 19, 2010
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Location: Ebil domain
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:20 am Post subject: |
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This one is a classic, from system of a down / steal this album / I-E-A-I-A-I-O
chours:
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH,
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH, Why,
As we light up the sky.
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why?
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 RipperChris
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Joined: Jun 02, 2011
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Posts: 1576
Location: Charlestown of Boston, Massachusetts
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Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:06 pm Post subject: Lyrics |
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