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| Do you like to remember dialogues from movies with pleasure? |
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 Bad_Taste 
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:15 pm Post subject: Great dialogues from all kind of movies! |
 
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It's time to remember some great dialogues from the movies we love!
Please tell us the name of the movie and the director involved.
For instance:
The Wrestler (2008) - Darren Aronofsky
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Goddamn they don't make em' like they used to.
Cassidy: Fuckin' 80's man, best shit ever !
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Bet'chr ass man, Guns N' Roses! Rules.
Cassidy: Crue!
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Yeah!
Cassidy: Def Lep!
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Then that Cobain pussy had to come around & ruin it all.
Cassidy: Like theres something wrong with just wanting to have a good time?
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: I'll tell you somethin', I hate the fuckin' 90's.
Cassidy: Fuckin' 90's sucked.
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Fuckin' 90's sucked.
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 SeclusionSolution
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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They make me laugh on the dumb ones and reflect on the serious topics. option 2
Conan the Destroyer (1984)
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Jehnna: Conan! There are six of them against her!
Conan: One, two, three... I think you're right.
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Jehnna: I suppose nothing hurts you.
Conan: Only pain.
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Bad_Taste
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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Superbad (2007) - Greg Mottola
Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Fogell: Fuck you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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from movie The Rock (1996)
"Commander Anderson: "Have you ever been in a combat situation?!"
Goodspeed: "Define combat, Sir."
Commander Anderson: "Shepherd?!"
LT Shepherd: "An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines
in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas!"
Goodspeed: "Oh. In that case, no, Sir."
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Gen. Hummel: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants! Thomas Jefferson."
Mason: "Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious, according to Oscar Wilde."
--- [Hummel strikes him in the back of the neck] ---
Mason: "Thank you for making my point!"
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Stuka_Kommandant
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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from Forrest Gump (1994)
Dialog - Dick Cavett: "Here he is, Forrest Gump, right here. Mr. Gump, have a seat. Forrest Gump, John Lennon."
John Lennon: "Welcome home."
Dick Cavett: "You had quite a trip. Can you, uh, tell us, uh, what was China like?"
Forrest Gump: "Well, in the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all."
John Lennon: "No possesions?"
Forrest Gump: "And in China, they never go to church."
John Lennon: "No religion, too?"
Dick Cavett: "Ah, it's hard to imagine."
John Lennon: "Well, it's easy if you try, Dick."
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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The famous swordfish scene from the Marx brothers "Horse Feathers":
Baravelli: ...you can't come in unless you give the password.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it "Mary"?
Baravelli: [laughing] 'At's-a no fish!
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one! ...Let me see... Is it "Sturgeon"?
Baravelli: Aw, you-a craze. A "sturgeon", he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! "Haddock".
Baravelli: 'At's a-funny, I got a "haddock" too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a "haddock"?
Baravelli: Sometimes I take an aspirin, sometimes I take a calomel.
Wagstaff: Y'know, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel? I like-a that too, but you no guess it. [Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens peephole again.] Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.
Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?
Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. You guess it.
Professor Wagstaff: Pretty good, eh?
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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One of the million great dialogues from "Pulp Fiction:
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.
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cjjeepercreeper
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Another one from "Pulp Fiction"
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Ahhh, "Pulp Fiction"... Awesome dialogues!
And let's not forget "From Dusk Till Dawn" (1996):
Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
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Chet Pussy: Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
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And "The Boondock Saints" (1999) - Troy Duffy:
Paul Smecker: [Agent Smecker walks up to the first crime scene, where Chekov and his partner lay dead] Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name?
Detective Greenly: Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?
Paul Smecker: [opens his coat and shows his FBI credentials] That's who the fuck I am.
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Paul Smecker: Oh, isn't that beautiful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston start dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!
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[after Smecker gets a phone call in bed with his gay lover and slaps him]
Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle.
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag.
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[while interrogating the boys, Smecker is surprised that they are fluent in Russian]
Paul Smecker: You speak any other languages?
Murphy: Aye. Our mother insisted on it.
Paul Smecker: French?
Murphy: [in French] How do you think he figured all this out without talking to us?
Paul Smecker: Oh, that's beautiful.
Connor: [in Italian] I have no idea. Maybe somebody saw and talked.
Paul Smecker: What's that?
Connor: [chuckling] That's Italian.
Murphy: [in German] Not in our neighborhood, man. A hundred percent Irish. No one talks to cops. Period.
Paul Smecker: [not understanding] Jawohl!
Connor: [in Spanish] Then I guess he's just real, real good.
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And "The Boondock Saints II - All Saints Day" (2009) - Troy Duffy:
Doc: [being introduced to Romeo] They call me... FUCK... ASS!
Romeo: [hesitates for a moment] How ya doin, fuck ass.
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Also (check the link, there are too many of them): "Snatch" (2000) - Guy Ritchie
That's all I can think of for now.
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Bad_Taste
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Great ones!
Let's see a serious one...
Leaving Las Vegas (1995) - Mike Figgis
Ben Sanderson: I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.
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Bad_Taste
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995) - Mike Figgis
Sera: Don't you like me, Ben?
Ben Sanderson: Sera... what you don't understand is - no, see, no. You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?
Sera: I do. I really do.
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The 2 famous dialog's the world will always remember Arnold for.....
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) - James Cameron
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
The Terminator (1984) - James Cameron
The Terminator: I'll be back.
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cjjeepercreeper
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The 2 famous dialog's the world will always remember Arnold for.....
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) - James Cameron
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
The Terminator (1984) - James Cameron
The Terminator: I'll be back. |
Those are quotes, not dialogues. 
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diginferno
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Sat May 01, 2010 10:20 am Post subject: |
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The 2 famous dialog's the world will always remember Arnold for.....
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) - James Cameron
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
The Terminator (1984) - James Cameron
The Terminator: I'll be back. |
Those are quotes, not dialogues. |
Meh, I got them mixed up, too
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one of my ALL-TIME-faves :
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
the Dude rullezzzzzzzzz >>> The Big Lebowski 
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