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| Who would win in battle? |
| The Ninth Century Vikings. |
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| The 300 Spartans. |
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| I do not know. |
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 tr1sth3t
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Thu May 27, 2010 10:25 pm Post subject: 9th Century Vikings vs. The 300 Spartans |
 
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I'm just starting some hypothetical fun here... I don't really know who would win in battle. I have heard stories about the Vikings, and I have seen the glorified "300" movie.
What do you all think?
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theyll all just die...
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let them get on with it.... i dont care who wins, but while that spartan is out being a hero i can pop round and slip his mrs a cheese infested length of lovelyness. |
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Fri May 28, 2010 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Spartans would win. More diciplined, better armor, fighting as mob and with greater distance.
If you wanna check weird combinations go:
Deadliest warriors.
Meassured by weaponry,tactic etc.
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The Vikings. Because I say so.
@Seclu: I hate statistics! You're no fun at all. 
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Vikings
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| diginferno wrote: |
The Vikings. Because I say so.
@Seclu: I hate statistics! You're no fun at all. |
war is statistic that´s why war is no fun too
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Fri May 28, 2010 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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I have a better one...
How about the Jews vs the Germans?
OH WAIT THAT ALL READY HAPPENED. LAWL.
Jews: 0 Germans: 1 |
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Fri May 28, 2010 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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Spartans would win in any battle, fantastic discipline, too bad they were gay
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| diginferno wrote: |
The Vikings. Because I say so.
@Seclu: I hate statistics! You're no fun at all. |
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Spartans!!! awoo!!!
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Vikings drank a lot and well fought. Spartans were the Spartans. But the winner is spidermonkey
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Vikings probably were more also... so 300 spartans would die sometime.
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well think about the Spartans and the vikings... just the mere difference in size of them.... vikings had swords what are almost as long as the Spartans....
still i think that they all die...
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| Basher wrote: |
well think about the Spartans and the vikings... just the mere difference in size of them.... vikings had swords what are almost as long as the Spartans....
still i think that they all die... |
Yep you're right vikings were on average two heads taller than the spartans. When the romans first met some folks from the north the just ran in panic and where slaughtered in the forest (the word barbarian comes from this incident). This bodily adavantage rules out the discipline of the Spartans.
Another point is that the battle formation of ancient Greece just works if you face your enemy on an open battlefield. If this is not the case you are just a fat sitting duck. Just remember the battle of Varus 9 AD.
long story short if fought on the right battlefield the vikings would surely win |
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