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metalhead1
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Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:38 am Post subject: SHORT GENDER JOKES |
 
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SHORT GENDER JOKES
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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Sharangir
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Hehe, especially that last one  |
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Sharangir
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Q: How do you call a man with 7girlfriends
A: Cool
Q: How do you call a woman with 7 boyfriends
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lmmfao
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Blaspheretic
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Blaspheretic
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Dami
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The last one's don't seem to work (anymore)... getting redirected to a porn page  .
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RelaS
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LOL, this is being fun, but the last ones of blasph are going to porn page, not that i mind i just dont see the point in this thread :P |
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