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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:50 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


... a zombie kid who was peacefully playing in the graveyard. ...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:27 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


...and bit the heads off the conjoined twin transsexual lesbians that were eating artichokes by the swingset...
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...while looking around reaching down to scratch the infected pimple on his left testicle, wondering....
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Way to go, you Knochelkopfen.

Once there was a horny demon that had sex with dead sheep and then ate their corpses, which of later got an got idigestion which resulted in an explosive stream of moilten diarrea coming from his ass splattering on the face of politicians. Then the politicians passed an anti-heat law in hell whilst a pop-group called Shanadoo smiled with feces-splattered teeth because they had a meeting with exactly those sprayed politicians. The moral of this story is to help peanut heads digesting tons of shit singing in their stomach and have thier bowels removed through their nose. And when The Ripper woke up the next morning, finding obliterated traces of a deer by the fireplace, which got deeply fucked in the ass by a lesbian feminist, who hid behind the door afterwards, with a whip in her left hand and an axe in her right hand, waiting for her husband, to cut his head of, to eat his brain with a spoon with a glass of beer and watch a soap opera in which gave him the ability to see through walls. He heard a sound in the next room so he turned to see through the wall and saw D_M masturbating to internet porn!!!! Then It realized that watching D_M jack off was a splendid and seldom occurance, so it took a pencil and used it to shish kabob her eyes outs out as a present to D_M - suddenly a gas explosion caused all the hairs on his nut sack to curl even more. Then he decided to go Requiem for a Dream with the drugs as the theme song played in the back. Turning her on, to the point she ate his shit he had just taken into the fishbowl, which caused the fish to start singing spice girls songs, what made the man to take a shotgun and shoot this undead topic. Little did he know that the crooked toenail poking out of his left nut had a child, so they made a time machine and went back and slayed Micheal Jackson at birth, clubbing him to death with bag of marbles, which where stolen from a zombie kid who was peacefully playing in the graveyard and bit the heads off the conjoined twin transsexual lesbians that were eating artichokes by the swingset while looking around reaching down to scratch the infected pimple on his left testicle, wondering.
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That story had me on the edge of my seat! LOL
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Worst story ever.

Well done.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:14 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


I'm surprised this has kept going for as long as it has.... OK!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:43 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


hey but we might need a fresh start... anyone story time 2 the revenge of maggots
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So I was walking down the street & saw this guy in the bushes yelling....
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...at a snail crawling along the ground...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:50 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


...and the snail yelled back...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:48 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


postmaster666 wrote:
...and the snail yelled back...


LOL OK!


... : "BEWARE WHERE YOU STUMBLE NEXT TIME MOFO!"....
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SeclusionSolution wrote:
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...and the snail yelled back...


LOL OK!


... : "BEWARE WHERE YOU STUMBLE NEXT TIME MOFO!"....


so then a bit of sluts arrived, Azawhore, Secluwhore and me.
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The snail painfully raped them, killed them and sold their bodies on eBay (the auctions expired, no one cared). The snail then wiped off the blood, turned to the yelling man and...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:34 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


...and asked for a salt, cause he felt that he has to kill him self and thousand of other snails wich belive that he is messiah and bringer of eternal cabbage...
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