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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:28 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


...looking like King Kong and just being a badass...
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...the yelling man ran as fast as he could, got the salt, but was suddenly hit by a....
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...horrifying erectile dysfunction...
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...which made the sorry snail laugh his ass off, telling him...
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Plonker! My slime ain't good enough for ya! Go.....
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..and swim in bbq sauce and garlic, drink loads of beer and drond in your own....
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...vomit!!! now where's the salt ya bastard!!" Frustrated the snail yells at a...
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...the closest woman, "Go bake me a cake, bitch!"...
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...and the woman draws a A1 Abraham from her purse and starts to heat the engine to....
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...make some escargot instead. The snail notices she's planning this and...
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...shouts "female wheres me cake" and then allows deadly green oozing fart float around...
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...and makes a triple toeloop summersault headdive into the barrel, sneaking along to the inside to reach firedirection center before she could...
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...turn it on suddenly a ninja cat that jumps outta the bushes and...
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hits the man in the crotch which made the cat giggle and rofl so it tangled up in its nunchucks...
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