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 diginferno
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Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:05 pm Post subject: Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus |
 
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so, here's how kani elightened me on chat, I'd like to share this:
Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:
1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a beer.
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.
works for me, now i truly believe in beer 
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 kanibaal
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Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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lol!!!!
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 Dark
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Kani you thought this up? Such a good idea... Church of Beer. Where do i sign up? |
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panzermarch
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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and the beer never lies !!!!! |
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 Death_Medic 
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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LOL I'm down for that sign me up for the First Church of Beer. Hell I'll even become a minister for it if needed.
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Dark
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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As long as im near the keg i dont give a fuck where i sit. |
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DthMtl666
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Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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That is probably the best top ten list I've ever seen in my entire stupid ass life! Awesome |
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Dark
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Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Here is another reason...
Beer can be a weight training system... only @ 12 ounces a time.  |
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 dr_schizo
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Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:41 am Post subject: |
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especialy some high fermentation Abbay Belgian beer (8%, sometimes 12% alcohol volume...) So there, you can realy feel the "weight" of ya synapses ^^ |
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Egg
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Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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Shveet. I love it.  |
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nechesthecat
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Nah, the best are those English Old ales that get to 15-18% ABV....or a good Imperial Stout at the same level.
Talk about a kick in the nuts...
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dr_schizo
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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maybe those english special beers are good... but english common pils sux |
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 Dami
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:18 am Post subject: |
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I'm drinking one jesus at the moment.
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dr_schizo
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Dami wrote: |
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there is a special beer called "Judas"... it tastes good
 Benelux beers |
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Dami
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh du Judas !
I want to try one of these beers someday.
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