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12 Dec 08 - 09:01:48 > Waffen: Ultimate Fuck Championship (bare knuckle cage fucking)
12 Dec 08 - 09:01:53 > Modos: hy kani
12 Dec 08 - 09:02:19 > kanibaal: hi again modo
12 Dec 08 - 09:02:24 > Modos: first beer today--->24th time horny today
12 Dec 08 - 09:02:38 > kanibaal:
12 Dec 08 - 09:02:45 > Modos: pfffhahaha...wut am i talkin about
12 Dec 08 - 09:02:51 > Dark: You know what would hurt? If you took a wire brush and ground it into youre cock, the poured 90% rubbing alcohol on it.
12 Dec 08 - 09:03:29 > kanibaal: ouch
12 Dec 08 - 09:03:34 > Modos: why should u do that??
12 Dec 08 - 09:03:54 > Waffen: I would retaliate by pouring liquid nitrogen on yours dark and then smashing it with a sledgehammer
12 Dec 08 - 09:04:03 > Waffen:
12 Dec 08 - 09:04:06 > Dark: Just a thought.
12 Dec 08 - 09:04:10 > Modos:
12 Dec 08 - 09:04:58 > Dark: Nitrogen wont effect my cock at all waffles. And cold liquid on earth cant force my penis into a brittle breaking point.
12 Dec 08 - 09:05:07 > Dark: My cock is made of Tungsten
12 Dec 08 - 09:05:20 > Dark: any cold liquid**
12 Dec 08 - 09:05:26 > Waffen: and I would sew a colostomy bag over your face and you would suffocate from the stink of shit as you talked to yourself
12 Dec 08 - 09:05:42 > Modos: brrrrrrrrr.......im exploding
12 Dec 08 - 09:05:45 > kanibaal:
12 Dec 08 - 09:05:59 > Waffen: nothing will effect your cock Dark coz you dont have one!
12 Dec 08 - 09:06:18 > Darkness_In_Mayberry:
12 Dec 08 - 09:06:22 > Dark: I could however dip my cock in nitrogen rape youre ass... then upon youre freezing insides shatter you against the wall while youre still on my dick
12 Dec 08 - 09:06:44 > Waffen:
12 Dec 08 - 09:06:56 > Waffen: good effort dark
12 Dec 08 - 09:07:21 > Modos:
12 Dec 08 - 09:07:49 > Dark: And i do have a cock. Ill send you pics waffen
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:02 > Dark: Still have the same email?
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:07 > Waffen: if nitrogen dosent freeze you weener, I would tie you down and dismember you manhood ....with nailclippers
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:10 > Dark: Or did you block me
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:10 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: you would get stuck in waff after your cock heated back up and swelled lol
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:14 > kanibaal: *dies from *
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:20 > Dark: LMFAO @ WAFFEN
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:39 > Waffen: ...one snip an hour
12 Dec 08 - 09:08:50 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: like a press fit lmao
12 Dec 08 - 09:09:14 > Modos:
12 Dec 08 - 09:09:30 > Waffen: use a hole punch for paper and make a flute out of it
12 Dec 08 - 09:09:41 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: they would be like 2 dogs stuck on each other rofl
12 Dec 08 - 09:09:59 > Dark: Waffen i would take a rouge grit sandpaper and grind you down will youre all blood... Then i would repeadatly pick the ONE scape off youre body peeling off small layers of skin
12 Dec 08 - 09:10:08 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: aaaaaaahhhhhh SKIN FLUTE lmmfao
12 Dec 08 - 09:10:09 > Waffen: DIM
12 Dec 08 - 09:10:09 > Dark: scab**
12 Dec 08 - 09:10:11 > kanibaal:
12 Dec 08 - 09:10:54 > Dark: Or i like this one.
12 Dec 08 - 09:11:25 > Waffen: i would solder your bell end shut then graft your dick into a cage full of hungry cannibal hamsters
12 Dec 08 - 09:11:25 > Dark: Ill take what lil penis you have and smash a hook thru it and tie you to a ceiling fan anf turn it on high.
12 Dec 08 - 09:11:33 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: just use a router on his cock and make bevelled edges
12 Dec 08 - 09:11:37 > Waffen: dark
12 Dec 08 - 09:12:05 > kanibaal:
12 Dec 08 - 09:12:20 > Modos:
12 Dec 08 - 09:12:57 > Waffen: LOL - iwould close shut you dick in the door of an air lock on a space station then open the outer door and laugh as you penis was sucked into outer space
12 Dec 08 - 09:12:59 > Dark: I would sew youre mouth shut and rearrange it using a pair of scissors and turn it the other way and add a pericing you youre nose. Walahhhh a Face Cunt
12 Dec 08 - 09:13:07 > kanibaal: thnx modo
12 Dec 08 - 09:13:37 > kanibaal:
12 Dec 08 - 09:13:42 > Modos: np kani
12 Dec 08 - 09:13:59 > Modos: u make me sick@all
12 Dec 08 - 09:14:21 > Dark: How about i sew youre asshole shut, excluding youre face and keep feeding you and feeding you. till you back up with shit and shit in the toilet thru youre mouth
12 Dec 08 - 09:14:51 > Darkness_In_Mayberry:
12 Dec 08 - 09:14:51 > Waffen: cool - i would probably enjoy the experience
12 Dec 08 - 09:15:15 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: youd be a TRUE shit talker
12 Dec 08 - 09:15:51 > Waffen: I would like to stuff a deflated hot air baloon uo yout anus then get them to inflate it! BANG! Dark pops
12 Dec 08 - 09:16:15 > Dark: How about i take a simple coat hanger... make it red hot under a torch. And wrap it around youre cock and yank the mushroom tip right off.
12 Dec 08 - 09:16:17 > Waffen: the feeling of a big log coming out of your mouth would something to truly savour
12 Dec 08 - 09:16:53 > Dark: Lol
12 Dec 08 - 09:17:55 > Waffen: Imagine if you could swap ends for a day - eat through your arse and shit through your maouth
12 Dec 08 - 09:18:05 > Dark: Dim dont laugh. Youre so gay you dodge pussy like they dodge bullets in the matrix.
12 Dec 08 - 09:18:11 > Waffen: stuffing food into your bumhole!
12 Dec 08 - 09:19:05 > Dark: That was a south park episode
12 Dec 08 - 09:19:09 > kanibaal: im gonna puke if i laugh more pfff hahaha
12 Dec 08 - 09:19:55 > Darkness_In_Mayberry: yur so gay they need the suns energy to make you flame anymore than now
12 Dec 08 - 09:19:57 > Dark: Kani im sry. Me and waff are completly fucked up.
12 Dec 08 - 09:20:28 > Waffen: i seen that bumface episode dark "chilli makes us sick" LOL
12 Dec 08 - 09:20:33 > Dark: Dim youre so gay you tell the flave of a popsickle by sitting on it.
12 Dec 08 - 09:20:52 > Waffen: well done dark - that was funny