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 Wurst
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:42 am Post subject: |
 
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lol we could start an endless thread about chuck norris jokes ^^ |
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 Pesadelo 
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:54 am Post subject: |
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 Indeed, Wurst
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird." |
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Dami
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, keep 'em coming, can't have enough of the CN jokes 
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Blaspheretic
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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More:
Germans don't have a sense of humor.
English food is disgusting.
Polish people are car thiefs.
Americans are dumb patriots.
Belgians fuck children.
Russians drink vodka like water.
Swiss have money but no sex.
Dutch beer tastes like a horses' piss.
In Brazil is carnival at least 366 days a year.
French people are cowards and don't have a word for "victory".
oops, forget the last one, i guess that's true
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 Waffen
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Blas ALL of yours are ture (with one or two rare exceptions) but you forgot that all bulgarians and Albanians are people trafficers!!!
I dunno if it is a cliche but,
Movies: People trying to get the right key in a hurry!
Why??
Its so fuckin stupid. If that was happening to you you'd have theys out well before you needed them!
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 diginferno
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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Characters using flashlights in dark rooms in thrillers.
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 bertoestra
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Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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chuck norris jumped s blackhole in the air after shitting |
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 misanthrone
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:44 am Post subject: |
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@ Blasph..
U're right about everything, except the dutch beer.. I like it so..
and U forgot that all Romanians are vampires 
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Wurst
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: |
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dami the best one i ever found
Chuck Norris actually sleeps with EVERY woman a month even yours... He does it when they sleep and they only recognize it because of bleeding one week.
LOL? ROFLOR?
Or this one my second fav.
Ghosts only exist because Chuck Norris kills faster than Death can handle it. hahah lol
Blasph: you forgot every french guy is gay :P |
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Pesadelo
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:31 am Post subject: |
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"Ghosts only exist because Chuck Norris kills faster than Death can handle it."
ROFL
"Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number." |
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 VileVince
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diginferno
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"Why is CoF in the playlist?" 
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Blaspheretic
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| Wurst: Blasph: you forgot every french guy is gay |
Spelling mistake obviously, means "every French gay is gay" in truth, not
necessary to mention this, if a typical feature already is included, it's called
a pleonasm then, like "white milk", so you invented a multiple one.
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Pesadelo
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="Wurst"
every french guy is gay :P |
Mathematicians call your claim a tautology, Wurst |
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Wurst
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Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:15 am Post subject: |
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yeah blasph your right |
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