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 misanthrone
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
 
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@misa: don't translate beaver literally 
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I absolutely love beavers, so I'm angry when somebody says sumthin' about them..hehe, sensitive little bastard
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 Dami
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I kinda thought of this one as a lame pick-up line but thought maybe one of you'd like it:
"I've lost my phone number, could I borrow yours ?"
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 baphomet
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 @save a tree, eat a beaver.
thats a classic tho dami
i just stick with "hi"
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 cjjeepercreeper
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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i just stick with "hi" |
None better.
 
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 hxchristian
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are you a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you
did you fart... cuz you blow me away
did you have campbell's soup today cuz you're mmm mmm good
All of the above work w/ a woman
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Wurst
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:52 am Post subject: |
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I dont use this pickline but i just say it randomly to people.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver |
reminds me to postal 2 : save a tree, burn a book  |
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 Wally
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:30 am Post subject: |
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| Wally wrote: |
I dont use this pickline but i just say it randomly to people.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver |
reminds me to postal 2 : save a tree, burn a book |
but i wouldnt call that a pickup line lmfao like anyone would go up to a women and say save a tree, eat a book |
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Wurst
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:33 am Post subject: |
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lol why not? have you tried? |
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Wally
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| lol why not? have you tried? |
Lmfao have you |
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Wurst
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
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3 times....
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and it worked :P |
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Wally
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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3 times....
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and it worked :P |
lmfao fuck off. |
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BuyerQueen
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These are funny because my 74 year old grandmother emailed them to me today! Some are repeats, I know, live with it. These are supposed to be "redneck" pick up lines.
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in
yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-
rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he
went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til
afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up.
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diginferno
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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Wurst
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digi do you have blue eyes? |
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diginferno
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: |
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| digi do you have blue eyes? |
No, but I can get cosmetic contacts
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