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 hxchristian
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:47 am Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes |
 
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i dont know if metalheads like chuck norris jokes/facts but i'll give it a try and you can add more if u want
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents to listen to a song
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in three moves
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he uses a hand gun and a bucket.
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: |
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wasnt there a thread with all this in before??
Only chuck norris can piss his name in concrete!
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hxchristian
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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idk if there is already a thread cuz there's so many joke topics
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 baphomet
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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i think there was a thread about something esle then just somehow switched to norris jokes, but there wasnt an acutal thread of the jokes.
Chuck Norris once had sex in a tractor trailer and some of his sperm got into the gas tank, we now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just called the Islands.
Chuck Norris ate an entire cake once before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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VileVince
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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I thought so, but I guess it got deleted. I thought I started it |
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 misanthrone
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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it was not deleted, it's in a thread that originally had another topic
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Wtf is it with chuck norris? In WoW all they talk about in barren chat is this fucking moron. |
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BuyerQueen
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
BQ
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 Wally
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LMFAO AT THE CONNECT 4 ONE LOL |
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 Wurst
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misanthrone
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wow, this Chuck Norris is something.. can he lick his own balls?? 
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