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 baphomet
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:40 am Post subject: News from the Vatican |
 
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yesterday the pope and "vatican officials" declared that there are 3 new sins. Drugs, Pollution, and Genetic Manipulation. so i guess everyone that owns a car is going to have to confess, or theyre gonna start another inquisition.
how does a new sin become a sin, did the pope have a meeting with god and the devil, and began negotionating?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/03/10/vatican.updates.sins.ap/index.html
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RelaS
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:01 am Post subject: |
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And the pope does it again i say drug the pope, make him drive a car and eat genetic manipulated vegies, and then kill him :P |
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 hxchristian
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this coming from the former hitler youth. i never liked him from the start. the nominees for pope after john paul died was a black man, a mexican, and a former nazi. it sounds like i'm about to tell a joke but who was chosen? the former nazi. he says he was forced to be in the group and it was against it all the way but i think otherwise.
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 cjjeepercreeper
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:32 am Post subject: |
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I think he ought to add skull fucking to the list. 
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 Pesadelo 
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Life is a forum.
- Iliterates have limited acces to it - they see only the pictures
- We poor mortals can access almost all forums, few of them just for read
- Priests are mods and can access Moderation Forum
- Pope, dear bapho, Pope is Admin and can access Administration Forum, from where he is the only that can communicate with god
God appears in forums in purple color and Pope, of course, uses orange.
I suppose that there is a Announcement in Admin Forums listing all sins. What happened was that god added a new message to it, with these new sins.
Take care! The priest nearest to you should have post a new topic in Celestial Moderation Forums warning your disbelief. |
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 Dami
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Who needs this german bastard anyway? 
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VileVince
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:10 am Post subject: |
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The pope has also said the band like 'The Eagles' and 'AC/DC' are satanic, he ain't heard shit! |
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Dami
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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So that monk playing in an AC/DC-Cover-Band will now be excommunicated ?
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 DOSphantom
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, this guys has just been hitting the hard shit and probably just making up bullshit philosophies like this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWrvm_NtlQ
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 misanthrone
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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the new pope looks evil, I mean just look @ him.. somebody told me he looks like Satan
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deanicide666
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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its nothing new all of the religion was just added as time went by some asshole so it dont even matter to me it all bs anyways
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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According to the catholic church "YOU ARE ALL SINNERS AND GOING TO HELL". So WTF party it up if we are all going to hell anyways.
The best was I had some guy come to my door and preach religion to me a few weeks back, I let him talk and listened what he said shocked me and he even showed me in his bible where it said this- That when you die nothing happens- you just rot in the ground you don't go to heaven or hell but you just rot thats it....Until the second coming or Judgment Day I just found that to be interesting that whatever religion he was actually tells you that nothing happens when you die other then you rot in the ground.
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madman
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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I had a big titted mormon blonde knock on my door once...didn't work out the way I wanted tho...
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Dami
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:37 am Post subject: |
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| I had a big titted mormon blonde knock on my door once...didn't work out the way I wanted tho... |
Pregnant? 
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madman
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!
Nah, couldnt work anything out, I'm not too smooth I guess. But if I could round up about 6 or 7 of those to marry me I'd become a mormon the next day. 
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