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 DOSphantom
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Joined: Aug 27, 2007
Member#: 3904
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject: How to play prog. tech shit: 2.7*0.374-0.0098 |
 
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Something I thought funny.
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Ever wonder how to play that prog. rock, math metal, and tech death?
Or thought to yoursel "If Spastic Ink can make songs to dial tones, modems, and any scene from a Disney movie. Why can't I?"
Well then -...
Now you can learn the very secrets of putting together one of those sweet
tracks and break-downs without learning how to shove a dim7th chord into
a dominate, transport Locrian, into Lydian, into Aeolian; or rephrase a melody
into half the notes you started with.
Method one:
Randomly smash percussions to your will.
Method Two:
Simply play uncommon time signatures(7/8, 15/4, 11/16) and sellout by the next
album.
Method Three:
Get out your math books and jam to sweet tunes like this one called:
"Eight plus y over y squared, plus two minus three times y over y squared, equals ten subtract two y over y squared"
I caught you grooving to those bad-ass break-downs. Don't deny it.
And that is all you need to know to play: prog. rock/metal, math rock/metal, and tech. prog. exprmt. jazz death metal. |
And you didn't need any acid. 
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I just remembered what it reminded me of, some video I saw once:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVloNxdCHBs |
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RelaS
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: Dec 20, 2006
Member#: 2781
Posts: 443
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Sun May 18, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: |
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Am i that dumb ( probably yes ) but whats in those numbers in particular? :o |
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 Pesadelo 
Admiral (Administrator)
Joined: Feb 18, 2007
Member#: 3090
Posts: 1955
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:36 am Post subject: Re: How to play prog. tech shit: 2.7*0.374-0.0098 |
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| And you didn't need any acid. |
Good so. You have used it all. |
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 weaponlordzero
Commander
Joined: Dec 26, 2007
Member#: 4405
Posts: 571
Location: Louisville, KY USA
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Sun May 18, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Resisting the Nerd urge to try and complete the math problem...
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Cower... in fear... as I demonstrate... my TRUE POWER!!!!
- Ghaleon of Vane - aka The Magic Emperor |
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DOSphantom
Commander
Joined: Aug 27, 2007
Member#: 3904
Posts: 787
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: Re: How to play prog. tech shit: 2.7*0.374-0.0098 |
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| Pesadelo wrote: |
| DOSphantom wrote: |
| And you didn't need any acid. |
Good so. You have used it all. |
Yep, listening to: 9 = 11  |
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 Blaspheretic
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Joined: Jul 01, 2007
Member#: 3647
Posts: 2568
Location: Königsee / Thuringia / Germany
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