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 Waffen
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:10 pm Post subject: Proud Father |
 
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Yesterday I took my wife and kids Blackberry picking near where we live. We found loads and took them home. On the way we kept feeding them to my 15 month old son. Today there were some noxious odours coming from his bum. During dinner he decided to poo so we stuck him on the potty and BANG! This came out:
It looks like a lurking bum crocodile! The liquid is runny poo and piss by the way.
I'm such a proud father although how a fifteen month old can knock out a turd like this is beyond me. Imagine if they kept proportion as he gets older!!! He'll be doing poos the size of small dogs by the age of 20!
Anyway enjoy!
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RelaS
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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I smell some random Death Metal or grind core band proposal to buy the photo for an albun!
Thats a giant brownie for a 20 month kid ! O.o |
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 Blaspheretic
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats, but why you didn't buy a METAL pot? |
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 cjjeepercreeper
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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We needed a ruler next to the potty to get the true scale. 
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Waffen
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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Ok cj, next time Im present when he drops a decent log I'll do just that and re-post to this thread!
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Great shot,,,,really !!! |
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Stuka_Kommandant
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Location: St. ARDBEG, D.C. double-central Whiskyonsin
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Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Blaspheretic wrote: |
| Congrats, but why you didn't buy a METAL pot? |
 ... with an inverted cross as a handrail  ! |
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