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 Egg
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:29 pm Post subject: Huge Problem I NEED HELP PLEASE |
 
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Omg I came home from school. And then went downstairs and saw tons of drinks and plates/ Things for a party. Then I realized that my dad told me he was going to get me back for stealing his mp3 player so he is INVITING THE LOCAL CHURCH YOUTH GROUP OVER FOR A SLEEP OVER. I'm so fucking pissed. I'm trying to take a strategical look at this though. My so far options I've thought of are...
1. Refuse Lock EVeryone out of the house. ( Prolly won't work)
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2. Become Satan. Make tonight living hell for those stupid christain fags. Prank them Curse Them. Punch Them. Throw things at them!
I need some urgent help there coming over in less then 4 hours!
Any post would help Anythhing ! Now any good pranks? I don't have much though.
Were just an average house.
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Reaper
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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Egg
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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Ty for the comment but I need help still.
Post god damnit.
Help meh.
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 Razyutis
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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kill them and burry them in your backyard, after that kill your dad to. na joking!
your solution is to play if you have Vital Remains, if you do that there 2 things tham will happen :
1.they will run like pusssyes, 2. they will voilent thraten you that your satanis, and then you will see them acting like morons. and maybe your dad to. |
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 Dami
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Joined: Feb 04, 2005
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:32 am Post subject: |
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If thats real then your dad seems to be a real dumbfuck. I mean did you steal the mp3 player or did you just borrow it? But the local church youth? I'd seal myself in my room with something like Nargaroth or Satyricon, Satanic Warmaster, Amon Amarth, Deicide or such playing very loud. Also would have some booze, maybe watching some splatter movies, etc. Take one of that fucking big wooden crosses, tie something to it and wear it around your neck - inverted of course. Write Runes on your forehead with something like "Fuck Jesus" or such, here is a little image which runes you should have to use:
Take the dog - if available - for a walk at the car of the groupleader. Show them your new antichristian desktop wallpaper and tell them how hard it was to find it. Also make sure they get to know you had to get deeply involved with a black circle to get it.
Just a few ideas.
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 dr_schizo
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:02 am Post subject: |
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ROFL amazing take care, after that they will probably want to exorcise ya |
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Egg
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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 Thanks Dami.
Lmao I lived through it.
It was kinda fun to. :P
Along with your advice I ended up putting their hands in warm water so most of them wet themselves to! xD |
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 RipperChris
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Location: Charlestown of Boston, Massachusetts
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:21 pm Post subject: Lock |
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You should of locked everyone inside and set the house on fire, but thats me anyways. |
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Death_Medic 
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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Wow try to find something thats relevant here to post on. This thread died almost 3 years ago
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 RAM
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Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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looks like it died about 5 yrs ago. it's a zombie thread |
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 Azdragar
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Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:10 am Post subject: |
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| Death_Medic wrote: |
| Wow try to find something thats relevant here to post on. This thread died almost 3 years ago |
So why was not graveyarded before that 4 hours? Now's 5 years old.
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